The ramen noodle brotherhood

18 Comments

Lunchtime, Wednesday May 1st 2013. I set out to prepare myself some Teriyaki Beef ramen. I open the package and I find 2 seasoning packets! At first I just think I am lucky but then I begin to wonder....

If I got 2 packets that means some other guy got a package with no seasoning. I want to find this guy who I refer to now as my ramen noodle brother. Who is he? What is his life like? What happened to him when he found he had no seasoning packet?

He might have been having a very bad day and not having seasonings added gasoline to his fire. Perhaps he spent his last .79 ¢ on ramen to sustain himself for the day and now he's screwed. Maybe he is a bad man and deserved to get no seasonings. Whatever it may be, I need to know.

WHERE ARE YOU, MY RAMEN BROTHER? TELL ME YOUR TALE!

I am your ramen brother. 20
I am not your ramen brother. 44
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 18 )
  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    This is so touching :')

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    7
    7
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Are you guys making fun of me?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Certainly not.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        4
        4
  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago

    Maybe he didn't want the seasoning packet and just wanted the noodles to wear as a wig or use as a weapon.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    4
    4
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Yes. There are so many possibilities here and I desperately want know my ramen brother's story. Did he take a negative and turn it into a positive? Or was it the straw that broke the camel's back? Did he invent his own seasoning concoction as a substitute? How hungry was he?

      Oh brother, where art thou?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      4
      4
        -
      • peterr
        10 years ago

        Have you ever sucked a cock you didn't like?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Congratulations, you are hilarious.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Haha! I love this. Imagine you and him fighting crime over a bowl of ramen.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      DEAR GOD, Ramen Brothers... It's the..... ASIANS!!!!!!! nomnomnomnommnomnom

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • RamennoodleMaster
    8 years ago

    Hell yeah!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • GuessWho
    10 years ago

    Fortunately, I never got one without seasoning.

    Your true Ramen brother (or sister) is the one who bought the same brand and flavour from the same batch, and didn't get the seasoning.
    You should have matching barcodes.

    If you're looking for him/her, you're unlikely to find that person here, on a site that only a few hundred people use. (of which many are from different countries which have different brands)
    You need to broaden your search.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I do love ramen but my stomach can no longer tolerate it. Years of processed food has ruined my insides. My body just started rejecting anything besides "Mac and cheese" that comes from a box.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Lynlynlyn
    10 years ago

    That is awesome.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Holzman67
    10 years ago

    This has restored my faith in humanity lol

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Leunga
    10 years ago

    Been on both side of the coin before. Did you use both sachet in the end?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    Ramen noodles make me extremely gassy. I've emptied full rooms after some stomach issues. It was actually said "someone needs to change their diaper."

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Couman
    10 years ago

    Sometimes I eat the block of noodles raw. Om nom nom nom.

    Well, like once, actually. Anyways I guess that's an option for your raman brother--or sister(!)--I guess.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    There's hope yet for mankind!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0