The office slut finally got to me.

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Yesterday afternoon we had our office Christmas party. After about an hour into the party most of us had gotten quite drunk and were making complete fools of ourselves. A young woman commonly known as the, "office slut" was making her rounds letting all the horny old guys like me feel her up. She has been flirting with every guy (and some select women) in our office since she starting working here 4 months ago. To get to the point, I ended up locked in the men's room with her with her skirt hiked up, fucking her doggy style. Everyone at the party knows that I was in there with her. I'm married. I do feel guilty. Was fucking this slut normal? She is very hot. A married man can only take so much. If my wife finds out our marriage is toast.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago | pl

    I hope your wife has been fucking your whole office plus neighborhood.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Really, are you a complete fucking idiot? "If my wife finds out our marriage is toast" and yet you write about it on your computer/phone and post about it here? Moron!
    I think you want to get caught, either to get out of your marriage, or to punish yourself. Either way, even a child could find this shit on your computer, so why not your wife? Dumbass.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    life might just git tricky soon

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    • eccentriceel
      9 years ago

      But, you never know, she might accept it. She might want a threesome. Mmm...

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    9 years ago

    This is why you don't make promises you know you can't keep.

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  • WhiteStallion
    9 years ago

    Just that about every man has done her would disgust me...

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    • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
      9 years ago

      No joke. Wonder if it was sloppy seconds or fucked up fifths.

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    • Crusades_
      9 years ago

      What?

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  • jojo338955701
    9 years ago

    a) I hope your wife divorces you because you're a piece of shit
    b) I'm fairly certain this woman has a name, and would much rather you call her that instead of "slut"

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  • TheChakraMantra
    9 years ago

    It's so nice of you to forgo calling women by their names and just addressing them as "slut." So I, in turn, shall call you "trash."

    Quit playing the victim, trash. She didn't force you to fuck her. This situation is entirely your fault, not her's. You sound like a pathetic, whiny little bitch, trash. You deserve to have your marriage destroyed.

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    • Ellenna
      9 years ago

      I agree about the "slut" term, but surely it can't be "entirely" his fault? Surely it was mutual

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Gross. You and her are both putas!

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Why the fuck should I give a rat's ass about all this stupid bullshit?

    *note: Rose Isabella would like to graciously extend her most sincere apologies to rodents everywhere. The above exchange is merely a figure of speech and is in no way meant to denigrate rat's, mice or any other known rodents.*

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      P.S. I hope this ruins your life, you sorry sack of shit!

      * No offense to feces of course.*

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      • peterrabbyt3
        7 years ago

        You do tend to go on and sound like a bigot.

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    You're as disgusting as she is. At least she's not married, I hope.

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    You should have finished in her hair.

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  • dynamohumm
    9 years ago

    I voted no....not because of the usual reasons (though if you wife does find out you deserve to be toast) but because...really? You said she's the office slut so you know that this cheap tawdry game has been played out by most of your work mates so there's a really good chance that you can catch something really nasty....

    When I worked for a company years ago there was an office slut who was trying to crack on on 2 guys in the section I worked and one morning I came in to hear this edifying conversation from one of them saying "Yeah I put her across the desk and fucked her real good" (Shakespeare he was not) I then spoke up and said "I hope it wasn't mine" (They didn't see me come in) Thank god it wasn't my desk. She was married by the way, he wasn't.

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