The magical growth of your genitalia!

Let's say that there was a surgery where you could let your penis/clitoris extend to any length. What length would change them to?

As long as the Eiffel Tower! 2
The tip would end in outer space. 2
As long as a tree. 0
The length of a hand. 6
The length of your average noodle. 6
As long as a foot. 12
Down to the floor. 1
The length of my bed. 0
So long that it would reach the bottom of The Mariana Trench. 3
The length of a country. 0
Etc. 9
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Comments ( 22 )
  • NurseDiesel

    Dude. No.

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  • seakelp

    I would change it to be the size of et cetera

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    • 8 inches or 8 feet? The gods have bestowed a great gift upon you!

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  • You'd have to be a moron to want your dick to be as big as most those things. How would you even move. I'll pass on any type of surgery too.

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    • By hopping, of course!

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  • thegypsysailor

    You obviously haven't been with many girls. Longer doesn't necessarily mean better for most women. It is a rather finite space.

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    • Johnnytherat

      this guy pretty much said it.

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    • I know these words of wisdom to be true, but you missed the point of the post! This was supposed to be fun!

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    • mlbryan44

      Right on INCH-dick!

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      • thegypsysailor

        Another guy with no experience with women, it seems.

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  • DemonicFortuneCookie

    Il keep it the same, cus if it get any more bigger its gonna rip a hole in my pants.

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    • A wise move, indeed!

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  • EccentricWeird

    What is an average noodle's length?

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    • It depends on the variety.

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      • EccentricWeird

        That's racist!

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  • nastynas92

    I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for 72 hours.

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  • Cheet0

    I am fine w my current soze thanks...

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  • CreamPuffs

    Making one's pussy larger would actually not result in better sex, I think.

    As long if a guy made his penis as big as a lot of those things, he would be 100% incapable of having sex. Having it be the length of a foot sounds pretty good though, but since I don't have one in the first place it wouldn't do much good to change my gentiles.

    So tbh I'd just leave it all alone for now.

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  • VirgilManly

    7 inches long and 5 feet around.

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    • Hercules, is that you?!

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  • GreyWulfen

    Average size.

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    • Can't go wrong with that.

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