The lawn game....iin?
I made up a game, and I force my neighbor to unwittingly play it. See, my neighbor cares about their lawn, and I exploit that. I am great at predicting grass growth, and I use it to my advantage. My neighbor has no clue when it's opportune to mow, this idiot will mow right before a rainy day followed by sunny days, thus making more work for herself. I check the 10 day weather forecast, and plan my mowing based on that and when my neighbor mows. I make it so that my neighbor feels compelled to mow their lawn well before they really NEED to, and more times than they actually need to. My goal is to make them mow 3 times for every 1 time I do....so far, I'm right on track. I do this by creating a visible difference between their lawn and my lawn, making mine look better longer, with less work.
I thought of a way to win even more. I think I'll mow my lawn in stripes, that way, I'll only have to mow exactly half of it each time. I'll leave every other stripe longer, and just trade off the stripe that I mow each time I mow.
I even made up a score sheet for this year so I can keep track. I might even buy myself a trophy for when I win.
IIN?