The jaw dropping woman

You are walking down the street with your friends. You all notice a woman coming towards you. Gasp! Something about her has made all of you stop your conversation and stare at her like she is a total freak. What is it?

She is wearing funny looking clothes. 9
She has an ugly face. 9
She has a crazy or goofy expression on her face. 9
She has dark circles under her eyes and looks sick. 5
She appears to be talking to herself (and pointing). 25
She appears self conscious and shy. 10
She looks like a big 'ole manly lesbian. 12
She is overweight. 17
She appears to be crunk or on crack. 29
She is dressed like a street walker. 14
She is (or looks) ooooooooold. 1
She has some spotted skin disease. 8
She has a mean look on her face. 6
Something else. 23
She is walking in a weird manner. 5
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Comments ( 17 )
  • haha "street walker"...

    That's common, except in a small town.

    I vote for, 'She has a camel toe'.

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    • snipe10

      lmao

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  • veryhumbleperson

    If she's gorgeous beyond reproach.

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  • flutterhigh

    She is actually an octopus.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Ya, I would stop and look at that too!

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  • DiscoDuck

    She is incredibly beautiful and stops to say hello, her skin is smooth and clear, but as soon as she talks it becomes obvious that she is really a He!!!

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  • I only look at peoples appearance when im bored or when they stare at me.

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  • bobmcay

    She is incredibly beautiful.

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    • dappled

      Great answer!

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  • peterr

    She falls and her skirt goes up revealing a large cock!
    You fall in love with her and suck her off every chance you get when you are not ramming it up her ass.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Where's the "She's incredibly haaaawwwwwt" option?

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  • Hippie

    She's a Mime.

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  • bgreedy

    she has a nice ass

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  • ToxicCrayons

    We keep talking.

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  • cupcake_wants

    i'll bet she gives good head behind closed doors

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  • snl07

    She/it is retarded

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    • Sol

      Were you trying to be funny?

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