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Greetings you lovely people!!! Welcome to the is it normal Happy Time Party!
I wanted to make a positive post where everyone introduces themselves and makes new friends. You may bring whatever you'd like to this party. I want every single one of you beautifully abnormal people to sit, drink, talk, and DANCE, so are you in?
~FGF and the C.
| I will not participate | 8 | |
| I will dance, chat, and do stuff. | 14 |
Whoever keeps making these type of posts needs to get out of their house more lol.
But I am out of my house. I am in my backyard trying to decifer what horrific force of nature slaughtered my scarecrows and stole my monkey wrench.
*sighs*
I shouldn't worry about it anyway. By now the culprit has already lubed up the wrench and is pleasuring him or herself anally with it.
I'll bring some kinky fetish toys and shaving creme. A shit load of medical marijuana and nipple clamps. We all can hold hands and toss each others salads. Sniff each others butts.
I'll bring an ungodly amount of soco and lasagne, because I've never been to a party where there's been lasagne before, that needs to change,
But genuinely though there are quite a few users I'd want to get drunk and hang out with
Alright! Let's spread awareness of this Lasagna crisis! I'll start by "checking" the lasagna you're bringing with you, man. Ya know, just to see if it's still in the tray. I'm not thinking of stealing it. DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE ACCUSING EYES!!!!
I'm bringing a thousand tiny turtles. Please, watch your step!!!
That big turtle over there has a strangely shaped shell. You could put a drink on top of him if you ask nicely. His name is rings.
Put a drink on the turtles? No. I'm going to pet the shit out of every single one of these little cuties. I'm going to start with that one over there!
*pets them*
Oh! That turtle's name is conquistador. A very shy turtle... Looks like he likes you though. :)
You can put drinks on em, just have to ask first. Once someone didn't ask... Turtle caused over 8,000 dollars in damage. Rough night.
So one turtle did all that damage? Hmmmmm... I wonder how much damage a thousand will cause.
*watches the turtles party*
Instead of using them as drink coasters may I ask them if I can harness their turtle powers to take over this dimension and the afterlife? I'll be sure to give you a spot as a dictator in the underworld if you say yes.
They aren't very powerful turtles. That one over there has a built in drink mixer though. Her name is Fred.
Does Fred know how to make strawberry lemonade mixed with large amounts of the following artificial sweeteners: Sorbitol, Mannitol, and Xylitol? I'm asking because I'd like something to drink. I don't plan on spiking the punch and giving thousands of people diarrhea or anything like that.
May I join you in petting the shit out of every single one of those little cuties?
Are you waiting for sempai to notice you? He's not going to notice you if you just sit there, you know.
Bwahaha!!! I see through your disguise!
I dont know sempai :/ It's ok. I'll meet the chosen ones when the time is right. Until then, food and beverages should not be left unattended or without lids and covers.
*nervously bites nails*
What disguise? We're just two women(well, one of us is half a woman anyway) who are trying to spread cheer to all of you. Not sure if it's working though.
I won't cover any of the food. You can help yourself to whatever you like. :)
FGF? For... good......... fun?
Can I bring my phone? Not a real one. Just a dummy phone to pretend-text on. You know, in case of emergency...
Oh and I'm bringing a speaker for music and finger wafers.
FGF stands for...
*removes my mask, revealing another mask*
FGF! But I will tell you that my name is Llana and I very much enjoy tossing tangerines at the wasp nest located in my aunt's backyard garage whenever I go to Florida to see her. They fly out of the nest all pissed off but they have no one to attack!
*hooks up the speakers*
Alright! Now we can get some real sound quality going on in here! Thanks a lot, man. By the way these wafers are DELICIOUS!
There's not much point playing with masks anymore when you forgot to check the "Post anonymously" box when you made a comment to Dulse. Oops!
So you figured out who one of us is? Damn it!
*sighs*
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted....
*about to take off masks*
Wait, you're pulling some sort of prank aren't you? Once the masks are off, you're going to steal our candy! I'm onto you!
Of course twas a prank. Dancing is not the only way to keep you on your toes ;) I hope I made you check your comments at least? :( Even if you didn't, lie to me that you did. Do it.
Keep your mask on. I won't pry. I'll leave mine on too and we can dance like them olden times
Excellent idea, flower.
*hands you a mic*
This mic's sound vibrations will execute all the people who didn't drink the punch, so lets sing and harvest some eyeball cartilage!
*sings*
Twinkle twinkle little star
Once they're dead, I'll steal their cars.
Sure why not? I'll bring couple of bottles of vodka and energy drinks with me
Thank you. I must warn you though: Energy drinks only serve to strengthen my hunting powers.
*drinks one and grabs a harpoon*
Time to slit some throats for the purpose of harvesting blood for the punch. Oops I said too much there, didn't I?
He--
HELL YEAH!! *runs around* Whoooooooooh! Yeah! *jumps on a lot of backs* Whee!
(...Well, you may know I create a lot of similar posts like these party ones... I love parties. It's just that... IRL, I'm very unsociable.)
Dang! I'm thirsty! ... *looks at the drinks* ...I don't really drink, so I'll take a juice box and a Poptart. Thanks!
*eats Poptart, calls over sister and hops on her back* Now, sister! *slaps on head* RUN! *rides on sister into the party lights while holding my juice box* :D
This place is just full of beautiful unsociable beings including myself and the buddy I have next to me. It's one of the reasons I made this post. :)
By the way, when you hopped on her back, you forgot to shout:
EAAAAAAGLLLLE!!!
I'll doodle a pic of this sometime and put it on my profile.
I'll tell you when it's up. (It may take a few days, though)
*points at the giraffe and hands you a bottle*
Then ride this drunken giraffe and drink this pink strawberry and cream elixir. It will give you the power to see under everyone's clothing! Now you'll know what mysteries everyone carries in their pockets at all times!
Why would you do that!?!?! Now I'm gonna have an embarrassing uncomfortable boner the entire party! D:
I didn't think a giraffe's back could stimulate the penis in such a manner.
Oh you mean the strawberry elixir with the x-ray powers. I gave that to you so you'll know what weapons they'll carry just in case one of them drunkenly attacks. Don't you want an advantage in a potential combat situation?
I'm in the mood for alcohol and adventure stories. Where is TheGypsySailor? I don't see him. My favorite females would cheer me up. Suppose I'll have to prowl around. After all, social artistry is the vitamin for life.
*Hands you a drink*
Drink up, mate. Though I must warn you: You mustn't tell scary stories here. The pink giraffes tend to get traumatized easily. Once they're traumatized, there will be nothing but feces everywhere. Also, you seem to have a distinct lack of STRAWBERRY SYRUP! Assimilating you now:
*smothers you in syrup*
What kind of music is playing at this party? I am too awkward for chatting but I love to dance.
The music will be whatever you wish it to be. The speakers contain magic powers that make it so everybody can dance without breaking a sweat, so dance to your heats content and don't worry about chatting for now. Do that when you're good and ready.
You mean to say being quiet may be less awkward for you than talking?! How perfect! *swoops you onto the dancefloor and dances with you saying nothing at all*