The iceman cumeth!

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After 20 years of being a total loner. And, I might say, a total asshole when it comes to caring about people. I finally found my better half. I met her just over a week ago. At a bar where I usually have my lonely drink. She came on to me, and, lo and behold, I responded. We've been having sex ever since. She broke the ice in me. But is it normal for a guy who has shut himself off from the human race for 20 years to be able to sustain such a high degree of happiness with a wonderful woman? Has anyone out there experienced what I've put muyself through the last 20 years? And do you consider yourself normal now?

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    Thank you for your gushing/bragging post. It's not shit to read at all.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    19 years without a date. Perhaps not for the same reasons as you, but none the less a long fucking time to be alone, and lonely. Met the right gal and three years in, we're still way happy and doing just fine. Don't fuck things up with what ifs; live in the here and now. Enjoy each and every minute and every time a little, trivial, bothersome thing pops up, remind yourself how much happier you are now than when you were alone, and let it pass unmentioned, a really good rule for relationship longevity.

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    Us women, are wonderful creatures :')

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      Well, maybe excluding a certain Alice...

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      • Aliceee93
        9 years ago

        Wow thought we were friends..

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          I'm just kidding you dork face.

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  • goofyguyguy
    9 years ago

    Dude, you must busting some really heavy loads. Watch out you don't get her knocked up. Wear a fucking rubber for crying out loud! But I'm happy for you. Been there. So good for you.

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  • gashlover
    9 years ago

    she broke the ice IN you? hmmm.. does she peg you with an ice strap on?

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