The fake smile

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I can't help it sometimes, I do it a lot.

Whenever someone calls my name, I smile.

Whenever I get upset, I smile.

Whenever I get mad, I smile.

Whenever someone dies, I smile!

But whenever someone tells me a joke. I don't smile, I don't laugh.

Some people get very mad about this.. Why?

I can't control this weird habit. It's very weird that's true but what I would like to know, is this normal?

ps - Some people even have nicknames for me. Guess what it is!

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  • Harrystylesismybabe
    12 years ago

    I fake smile so much!! On my facebook account i alwayss have my profile picture as me and a beautiful fake smile.. It just makes boys jizz if yah no what i meaan <3 haha jokes but yeah fake smiles.. So normail !! Dont hide your feelings when your sad tho!!<3

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  • purpleisnice
    14 years ago

    Yeah sometimes I find myself smiling and I don't know why. It's like my face is stuck in a perpetual fake smile and I have to pry it off my face. I think this is pretty normal, expect the part about smiling when someone dies. Frankly I think most people on this site need to see a psychologist, me included :/

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    • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated
      7 years ago

      It's called being fake unless you mean it so if you are superficial 3/4 of the time...then yes it is NORMAL.

      If you are two-faced 1/4 of the time then no...it is not.

      I know you are not fake I am just pointing out random useless facts so you can feel better about smiling. Smiling is good...

      Unless underneath you are planning to murder some unsuspecting peer while looking them straight in the eyes...

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  • Galaxy500
    14 years ago

    Um, jackass? If you notice these things and so do your friends, then why not be proactive and change it up?

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  • juliaa
    14 years ago

    You sound like a serial killer.

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  • NobodyKnows
    8 years ago

    Okay, I get that some people can't help smiling, they do it because they're nervous. But you should still try your best to work on fixing this problem, because while some people will praise you for being "nice" or "stoned," others will write you off as "fake." Personally, I can't even look chronic smilers in the eye. If we ever ran into each other in person, I'd probably be avoiding meeting your eye like the plague, no offense. Smiling nonstop is at best suspicious, and at worst creepy as fuck.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Alright Patrick Bateman

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  • 8Serene8
    13 years ago

    I fake smile a lot if im around people I don't know or don't care to be around.

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  • kellstar
    13 years ago

    Ooops I ment *your*. Damn auto correct!

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  • kellstar
    13 years ago

    Um....is tour nickname smiley??

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  • AlexandraRuth
    14 years ago

    I do that too, but not when someone dies. I also laugh when i'm upset.

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  • dramakid15
    14 years ago

    I do that! when i'm thinking something in my head, i tend to make a facial expression to match. a guy i met told me that he thought i had a condition. i just don't laugh at jokes! i smile all the time, but... well, it's basically the same story as you. but, when someone tells a joke, or everyone else thinks it's funny, i don't laugh. i tend to only laugh at my own jokes, or just random stuff people say. we can be weird together!

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  • Doomed_Youth
    14 years ago

    This is by far the least normal thing I've read all day.

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