The castle

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The man is the king of the castle and his home is his castle. Perhaps he has a queen, if he does, she understands that the king rules the castle, and that is that. She's treated well though, don't get me wrong. But she still knows her place.

What happened to the queens, I'm not that ugly, am I?

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Based on 12 votes (4 yes)

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dirtybirdy

8 years ago

I took a bath in the moat.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Hi Birdy!
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    8 years ago
    
    Hello mystery!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Women like mystery!
      
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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  The world is your bird bath!
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    8 years ago
    
    Yay! Just wait til I whip out the bubbles! Wooo!
    
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handsignals

8 years ago

Your mom's basement is not a castle

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Your dingy apartment needs less liquor
  
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  - handsignals
    
    8 years ago
    
    That's because I drink it all.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      You sure do. And that's quite an accomplishment
      
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

All the queens are at the club preparing for their performances as Cher, Barbra and Joan.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  ...and Madonna, Liza and sometimes an old school Queen will whip out Judy Garland or Phillis Diller.
  >:-D
  
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Quintarius

8 years ago

We dont live in medieval castle times anymore. Nowadays you got pimp and his hoes

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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

The only Queens I know about are are Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, drag queens and the late great Freddie Mercury and his band QUEEN!

https://youtu.be/2ZBtPf7FOoM

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- _Crusades
  
  8 years ago
  
  What about Queen-B and Queen Latifah?! You're a racist for not mentioning them!
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    Oh, I love Queen Latifah!
    
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    - ThingOne
      
      8 years ago
      
      Then don't be arrogant. Call her "Your highness."
      
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  - Terence_the_viking
    
    8 years ago
    
    they stink of poo and smell each others butts.
    
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