The attic is creaking....

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Your attic is creaking. You go to investigate the noise. Which would be the worst cause of the noise?

a lifetime's worth of used tampons 0
rats 5
giant nest of spiders 10
30 years worth of pizza boxes 0
sand. A shitload of sand. 2
pile of used diapers 2
surveillance equipment 1
dolls 6
massive bees nest 4
thousands of National Geographic magazines 0
snakes 1
giant fungi 0
hundreds of pounds of toenail clippings 2
a bunch of Jews 5
a 3 foot high layer of animal feces 2
a clown or 2 6
an escaped convict 5
VHS tapes 0
a pervert 4
bats 0
a hobo 3
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  • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy
    10 years ago

    Me.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Termites... The house will collapse.

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  • thisisfrustrating!!!
    10 years ago

    ants.i hate them all

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    God, I love a good troll! What bridge are you living under? I'll send you a free pizza.

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    Surveillance equipment
    Dolls
    A clown or 2
    A lifetime's worth of used tampons

    ^top 4

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I couldn't investigate it even if I wanted to. See, my attic is through a sealed cutout in the bathroom ceiling. The only way someone could go in is via a very tall ladder or alternatively, it could be achieved with a tall person standing on a step ladder.

    Cause of sound? Wind, squirrels, bees and possibly some water damage.

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