That lonesome naked girl

So, this girl likes you. And you only think of her as a friend... she's nice, but very large and not that attractive and so you only hang out to play games or work. One night on the couch as you play Mario Party 6, she begins to undress as a first move. You want to save her feelings but you really, really don't want to move out of friendship mode. You...?

I would sacrifice myself. A friend is worth a bit of discomfort. 41
I would cry. Woe is me and my dilemma. 5
I would ask her to understand: I don't want to have sex. 143
I would leave even though it's my house. 15
I would tell her to GTFO, frienship is over. 16
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Comments ( 25 )
  • ...Whisper softly in her ear, "I voted for Bush".

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    • Loool!

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  • AngAnders112

    Sit her down on the couch, grab her hand, look into her eyes and say "lets pray..."

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    • I literally LOL'ed at this. Not to mention the fact I'm in a library.

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  • I was at a "friends" house a few years ago playing Mario kart with her and then she said she'd be back in a second and when she did she was in her sleeping clothes, which looks really revealing. Then she said that it would be awsome if I stayed over, I realized what she was doing but I wasn't interested so I told the truth, "I don't like staying over at other peoples houses". Sure she had a little unconfident reply afterwards "Oh, ok." but my point is that you should tell the truth in a way that can get you out of a situation. That way if anyone dislikes you for it, you can just turn it around and say, "that's just who I am".

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  • I'd tell her that I'm not interested in having sex with her. She's just a friend and nothing more. She could have asked before getting naked though in my opinion. I'm sure she would be a little ashamed after that.

    Then we'd resume playing Mario Party 6. Cause that game is BOSS.

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  • I would look at my wrist and go 'Ohh well damn look at the time.'

    And I don't wear watches...

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  • Ldizzy1234

    I'm with Momonator. You need to be upfront with her, but careful with your words. You don't want any hurt feelings.

    Tell her that you're sorry, you don't have feelings for her, but you'd like to stay friends, and thats all. Its better to get the truth out of the way, because it could hurt her more if you don't.

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  • derker

    bang the crap out of her

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  • woshijianadaren

    Yeah, you could just leave. But then for the rest of your life you will regret leaving the one girl that would play Mario Party 6, naked, and have sex with you, probably all at the same time.

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  • Curious-trans

    Im not the type to sleep around sooo..

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  • RandomNumbers

    i would have sex with her ok, enjoy and all, but leave it clear that i don't want anything serious. after all, it's just fun ;)

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  • IBMelissaG

    There is an old saying that fat girls give the best blowjobs. I tend to think I do. But maybe you should let her put it to the test... let her give you a BJ.

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  • pantaloonz

    Tell her that if you are going to be together she must understand that you are a fecal-feliac

    That should slow the roll.

    -P

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  • I'd would ask her to understand and I'd cry so she wouldn't resent me for not wanting to have sex.

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  • Saucey1679

    tell her you like someone else! and say you dont want to ruin it with her

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  • mateo

    mario party 6!.......damn that game always gets me laid.....we would have disgusting sex full of regret and corn chip smell....but afterword.....we would exercise

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    • lease

      There's a super mario 6??

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      • mateo

        oh man......6 and then some

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        • lease

          Sounds terrible.

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  • Scarecr0w

    Marry her. Why the fuck not? It's not like anyone else will ever be attracted to me. ;_;

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  • abominus566

    i would politely say "i'm flattered the your that interested but i am not interested in you that way, we bing freinds is how it should stay.

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    • that rhymed :)

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  • Shackleford96

    I voted for the sacrifice option. It gave me a good chuckle :)

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  • QD4Gaming

    You carefully approach her in the most delicate way possible and then say.....BITCH LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!

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