That'll fix them.

This time of year the homeless bums start to fill up my local library. They are loud, crude, sub- humans who usually smell like dried piss and stale beer. I spend very little time at the library during cold weather, but a lot of people who are retired like I am have come to rely on their public library as a viable source of cultural and educational needs. The bums ruin this. So I stop into the library men's room and piss all over the toilet seats knowing that's where the smelly bums go to drink their cheap booze. Let them sit in my piss. Ha! In fact, Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this revenge of mine Normal?