That i used ot have a crush on the jack in the box guy

You know the mascot of jack in the box fast food restaurants, with the spherical clown masc for a head, and normal body wearing a suit. I think he is sexy. I've never actually seen one of those restaurants let alone been to one. I used to watch all the commercials for it on youtube cause I thought he was hot. IIN

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  • ifonlyuknew247

    He's a successful man who owns his own huge corporation, always dresses well, is "cool" and always current, correct or clever, is portrayed as having a family (married with a kid, and some other relatives like a brother I think?), can be down to earth with his customers, isn't snobby but doesn't let anyone walk all over him, will speak to the average Joe when he asks to speak to him at the drive-thru, is considerate, gentlemanly, cultured and polite, he's even well-built and in good shape under the suit.

    Face it, basically they created the "perfect" man, except for the fact that instead of a normal human head, he has a huge white ball with a smile drawn on it, a carrot-shaped nose and a cone hat.

    It's totally normal. Considering everything else he's got going for him, the big coned globe head and drawn-on face doesn't seem so bad at all. Compared to most guys available in today's big bad world of single and available suitors, I think most chicks would be throwing themselves at him after not too many drinks, either.

    If it is the Jack-in-the-Box head itself that is turning you on, look into the costumed, what is it called, plushies? furries? fetish. If that is the case, it's a whole different story.

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  • anti-hero

    The guy under the head ^^^

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    • There is no "guy under the head"!!

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      • anti-hero

        One of the many.

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    • thegypsysailor

      No, I think she means head under the guy?

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  • handsignals

    IIN that I jack off

    in a box

    to girls I have a crush on

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  • MysticLane

    lol I just had to look that up cause I had no idea what it was.
    umm, I mean yeah. I guess the mystery is kinda hot. Yeah I feel ya.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'll have to take a look at the mascot and then come back to you.

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  • mixwell

    How have you never seen a jack in the box ? Do you live under a rock ?

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    • Put_name_here

      They don't exist around here either.

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  • Jerk in the box.

    It's messy!

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  • Phishy

    I used to be fucking scared of that thing. You're weird as fuck.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Haha this is funnys.

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