That i like to eat my own dirty by-products?

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I like to eat every dirty thing that can possible come off of me or out of me. I started off rather tame like saving the water after I brush my teeth in a thermos I keep in the bathroom, when it gets full, I just throw 'er back like a cold beer on a hot, sunny day. Then I graduated to eating my own toe and fingernail clippings, boogers, scabs, even the pubes left behind on the toilet seat after I shave my balls. I even like to chew on my dirty old bandages.

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Comments ( 27 )
  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Wow, this makes the average booger eatin' rugrat look downright sanitary and well mannered.

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  • Shroot
    10 years ago

    Obvious troll is obvious

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I like troll posts.

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      • Shroot
        10 years ago

        I can appreciate a good troll

        But this is rubbish

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  • NurseDiesel
    10 years ago

    No you don't.

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    • Pubes
      10 years ago

      What kinda name is nurse diesel? Are you really inefficient?

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      • NurseDiesel
        10 years ago

        Try harder.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Jeeze you sound like my dog. Do you happen to eat your vomit as well?

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  • smallboobies:(
    10 years ago

    I think I just threw up a little. That's nasty.

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      Should've saved the vomit for OP.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    I like to lick the toilet paper after i wipe my ass from time to time

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    • NurseDiesel
      10 years ago

      No. You don't.

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    • OtherSide
      9 years ago

      Do you save your farts in a balloon?

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      E.COLI.

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago

    You should start your own survival show. Even Bear Grylls stops at drinking his own piss. I wonder how long you could last eating your own excrement?

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  • TheAnarkyOfLife
    9 years ago

    GONORHEA

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  • Pubes
    10 years ago

    Some woman tried to punch me in the face at walmart cause I had a nicer fupa than her, she had an entire shopping cart of mayonaise

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago

    Reminds me of that time in Walmart when a dude threatened to punch me in the face after I took the last box of Rice Krispies Treats cereal off the shelf. He literally smelled like used tampons and his breath smelled like diarrhea that's been sitting in the toilet overnight after the toilet's been clogged. After he made his threat, I ran with the cereal and let the employees deal with him. I don't think that guy was mentally stable...

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    • TheWeasel
      10 years ago

      You would have to be mentally disturbed if you are willing to fight someone over a box of cereal.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        10 years ago

        Strange thing is, that wasn't the first time a person has threatened to punch me in the face at a Walmart.

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        • OtherSide
          9 years ago

          What do you expect? It's Walmart.

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            Yep. Only at Walmart.

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Is that all? You're an amateur man.

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    • Pubes
      10 years ago

      Yes, I'm an amateur, what do you got man?

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      • OtherSide
        9 years ago

        Try cutting off your own foot and eating it. That would be hardcore.

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  • orinoco
    10 years ago

    Very entertaining.

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  • hiddenhands
    10 years ago

    ....

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