Terrible christmas songs!

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The malls have started playing Christmas music already and you may have noticed, there are a lot of bad Christmas songs out there. Some are remakes and some are old but I thought since we at is it normal love the quirky and weird, lets list some Christmas songs that are either ridiculous, strange or just plain terrible.
-wistfulmaiden

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Britney Spears did one about wanting Santa to bring her a boyfriend. Pretty awful.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Hava Nagila.

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      ...hey add Jewish songs too!
      or...Kwanzaa(Kwaanza? lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Anything by Paul McCartney, but the worst would be a toss up between his "Wonderful Christmas Time," and Wham's "Last Christmas."

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      Ha, my son is only 8 and he says he hates that 'gay ass Christmas song" (meaning the one by WHAM)> I think he thinks 'gay' means lame but he is right.

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  • adolpholiverbush
    9 years ago

    I hate "12 Days of Christmas" by The Muppets.

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  • Aomory
    9 years ago

    A dutch song called Flappy or something. It's about a boy who had a rabbit and then lost it and then his dad brought a cooked rabbit to the X-mas dinner table and later the son killed his dad in revenge.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I just heard one called "The Christmas Shoes"...OMG, it was awful about this little Dickensian urchin who wants to buy his mom a pair of shoes because she is dying but doesn't have enough money! Jeez nothing like some major depression to go with your eggnog :(

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    I'll go with a strange one that's part of my yearly tradition, Christmas is awesome by Reuben.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2umxtA_sc#

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    The radio stations and stores in my area overplay the same old boring songs every Christmas. Here's a list of some of the songs they overplay that make me want to vomit each time I hear them:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnIqLlBwzrc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kISmy0vvOGY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpxNNalLTB4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZAwoip5aY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFtb3EtjEic

    Here's a small list of annoying songs that the stores didn't play, but other people have annoying played until I felt nausea:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1pf-jWpFSI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR65HoHjFVE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhwIgtDu4Yc

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      I have heard most of these unfortunately :(
      Is there any you like? I like the Kink's father Christmas and anything by Elvis.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        Some of the ones I like others consider odd, but they make me happy and they really make me get into the holiday spirit.

        Corey Taylor - X-M@$
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napdMEPx6rA

        Blink 182 - I Wont Be Home For Christmas
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhQogvosvJw

        Billy Idol - Yelling At The Christmas Tree
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEYVuMqZdTM

        Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6glQAaok8WI

        The Used - Alone This Holiday
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afdQfAdM4ZY

        Zebrahead - Deck The Halls(I hate Christmas)
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XII6f1R1yLk

        The Killers - Don't Shoot Me Santa
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StB4ba7gv00

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Ill go first "Christmas in Killarney"...hearing it for the 35th time makes me want to kick the crap out of an Irish boyband.

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