Tell me a sex joke

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Tell me a sex joke that is funny.

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Based on 35 votes (17 yes)
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  • flyіngnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Men putting their penises into another man's asshole is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I watch it daily for a nice laugh. sometimes my penis laughs too, but then i stuff it back between my massive asscheeks, because I am supposed to be a woman.

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    Why did they gay guy run away from the asylum?
    Cause they kept putting him in a straight jacket.
    Sorry closest to sex joke I had was gay joke.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      That's still good

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  • gloryholeflasher
    8 years ago

    Two gay guys living together. Gay # one is getting ready for work in the morning of his first day on the job. Gay # two is sitting in the easy chair jerking off into a condom. Gay # one asks, "what are you doing?" Gay # two says, "fixing your lunch!"

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  • Blade884
    8 years ago

    woman on high rise. flapping her rug over the railing of her top floor apartment. Gust of wind pulls he and the carpet over the railing. She is falling to her death & starts screaming.

    Guy floors below hears her screaming and reaches out and catches her. She is like "OMG you saved me!!!" He says well then will you suck me since I saved your life? She is like "omg no are you crazy? So he drops her.

    Guy 15 floors down heard the commotion and as he looks up, see her falling. Catches her. She is in his arms, and says Thank you thank you omg omg. He asks her if she will fuck him for catching her. She responds omg no... He drops her.

    She is falling to her sure death this time, but 10 floors from the ground another man catches her. Right away she says "I'll suck you, I'll fuck you!!!"

    Man says 'slut' and drops her.

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  • LittleGirlThroatSlitSodomized
    8 years ago

    Woman: "I asked him so see things through my point of view... and he looked out the kitchen window...."

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    8 years ago

    Had sex with a blind woman last night, she didn't see me coming.

    Okay that was terrible, I'm sorry.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      back in the 90s they came out with an all black condom called the 'stealth condom'

      theys motto was 'theyll never see you coming'

      course the government crushed outta bidness em because arrogant flag officers with no humor

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        I prefer the Moby Dick brand slogan, for a whale of a man.

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        • AlmightyGawd
          8 years ago

          You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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  • lifeisforreal
    8 years ago

    What's long hard and has Cum in it
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    cucumber

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  • gummy_jr
    8 years ago

    Nipple

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    blind guy walks passed a fishmonger and tips his hat and says, "morning Ladies"....

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    how bout the one where a guy hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head and shoot her boyfriends dick off?

    'hang on, i think i can do both with one shot here'

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Yours' life.

    Ok, that was mean of me.

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