Tapeworms are the most adorable parasite

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Like parasitic roundworms are just ugly earthworms that like curling up like spaghettios.

But tapeworm look cute and cuddly. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish I had one inside of me, ewwwwwww. But I wish they could live in a fish tank and meow like a cat when it surfaces to the water.

I want them to come in different colors, mostly bright orange and turquoise.

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Based on 15 votes (3 yes)

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EnglishLad

1 year ago

Nah. Leeches are better.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Leeches are better then hookworms.
  
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Tinybird

1 year ago

they're cuter than humans.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Thank you. Once my pet tapeworm business opens you get a violet tapeworm.
  
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  - Tinybird
    
    1 year ago
    
    Yay thanks! I will take good care of him
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      I thought you would find this story cool: a man with HIV and tapeworms developed a cancer specific to tapeworms in his body: https://www.statnews.com/2015/11/04/tapeworm-tumors/
      
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- Somenormie
  
  1 year ago
  
  Big disagree
  
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Prettyelvisfan

1 year ago

Aint nuffin remotely normal about this posy

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newnormal

1 year ago

Imagine walking into your local pet store and seeing a display of tapeworms in different colors, like a rainbow of parasitic cuteness. You can name them, play with them, and even train them to do tricks. Who needs a cat or a fish when you can have a tapeworm? They're the ultimate low-maintenance pet, just don't forget to feed them regularly...or else.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I think Liver Flukes are cute too.
  
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momgetthecamera

1 year ago

I’m calling the exorcist

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Somenormie

1 year ago

Hell no! Just fucking no! There's nothing adorable about them.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I love their scolex, it makes them look like a cartoon character!
  
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Gravybubble

1 year ago

I beg to differ.. the trichinella nativa is ADORABLE!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Looks gay to me.
  
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  - Gravybubble
    
    1 year ago
    
    Are you talking about “gay bowel syndrome?”
    
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Vvaas

1 year ago

can u not

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Rude! For that you get a Guinea eye worm.
  
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  - Vvaas
    
    1 year ago
    
    😱
    
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SkullsNRoses

1 year ago

Just when I think I’ve heard it all...

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litelander8

1 year ago

Not particularly. I always said that I’d like to have a worm Bc they make you sick and skinny. But since I’ve been a chubby girl, I’d rather not have one. If I do, it’s not helping.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  But these colorful parasitic flatworms will be trained to live in a fish tank filled with gastric juices!
  
  Just be sure to take out the eggs and segments so you don’t overcrowd your smell tank with tapeworms.
  
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1WeirdGuy

1 year ago

Black people exist.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Only in Morocco.
  
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  - 1WeirdGuy
    
    1 year ago
    
    I wish...
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      There’s a few in Michigan too.
      
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