Tapeworms are the most adorable parasite

Like parasitic roundworms are just ugly earthworms that like curling up like spaghettios.

But tapeworm look cute and cuddly. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish I had one inside of me, ewwwwwww. But I wish they could live in a fish tank and meow like a cat when it surfaces to the water.

I want them to come in different colors, mostly bright orange and turquoise.

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Comments ( 26 )
  • EnglishLad

    Nah. Leeches are better.

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    • Leeches are better then hookworms.

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  • Tinybird

    they're cuter than humans.

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    • Thank you. Once my pet tapeworm business opens you get a violet tapeworm.

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      • Tinybird

        Yay thanks! I will take good care of him

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        • I thought you would find this story cool: a man with HIV and tapeworms developed a cancer specific to tapeworms in his body: https://www.statnews.com/2015/11/04/tapeworm-tumors/

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    • Somenormie

      Big disagree

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  • Prettyelvisfan

    Aint nuffin remotely normal about this posy

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  • newnormal

    Imagine walking into your local pet store and seeing a display of tapeworms in different colors, like a rainbow of parasitic cuteness. You can name them, play with them, and even train them to do tricks. Who needs a cat or a fish when you can have a tapeworm? They're the ultimate low-maintenance pet, just don't forget to feed them regularly...or else.

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    • I think Liver Flukes are cute too.

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  • momgetthecamera

    I’m calling the exorcist

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  • Somenormie

    Hell no! Just fucking no! There's nothing adorable about them.

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    • I love their scolex, it makes them look like a cartoon character!

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  • Gravybubble

    I beg to differ.. the trichinella nativa is ADORABLE!

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    • Looks gay to me.

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      • Gravybubble

        Are you talking about “gay bowel syndrome?”

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  • Vvaas

    can u not

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    • Rude! For that you get a Guinea eye worm.

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      • Vvaas

        😱

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Just when I think I’ve heard it all...

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  • litelander8

    Not particularly. I always said that I’d like to have a worm Bc they make you sick and skinny. But since I’ve been a chubby girl, I’d rather not have one. If I do, it’s not helping.

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    • But these colorful parasitic flatworms will be trained to live in a fish tank filled with gastric juices!

      Just be sure to take out the eggs and segments so you don’t overcrowd your smell tank with tapeworms.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Black people exist.

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    • Only in Morocco.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        I wish...

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        • There’s a few in Michigan too.

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