Tapeworms are the most adorable parasite
Like parasitic roundworms are just ugly earthworms that like curling up like spaghettios.
But tapeworm look cute and cuddly. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish I had one inside of me, ewwwwwww. But I wish they could live in a fish tank and meow like a cat when it surfaces to the water.
I want them to come in different colors, mostly bright orange and turquoise.