Talking body parts.

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Let's say there was a new form of operation that allowed you to engage with your body parts on a physical, emotional and verbal scale. However, the procedure would only let you do this with one body part and it would be permanent. Would you go ahead and have the operation or decline? If you went ahead with it anyway which part of your body would you pick and why?

eyes 2
nose 0
ears 1
lips 1
tongue 0
hands 6
arms 2
knees 1
legs 1
feet 1
stomach 5
buttocks 1
Genitals 21
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No, I would never have the operation 21
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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago | pl

    Certainly not my penis...

    Okay, maybe my penis...

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      he can chat with my vagina then ^_^

      actually, i don't know, but i think there was some movie where a genital started talking to it's owner?
      oh, and princess clara's vagina in drawn together.

      Thinking more about it: If only _I_ get to communicate with the body part(telepathic), which makes sense, then there's a good chance i would actually choose my genitals.

      Reasoning: My sensory input organs can't tell me stuff or i can't tell them stuff we don't know about...it'd be redundant. Stuff like legs or arms is usually just following direct muscular orders. They're like...pawns. Not very interesting.
      My stomach would only complain about wanting tasty stuff and to hell with healthy. Also, considering what goes on in the digestive system, i'm not sure i want to be emotionally partaking.

      My genitals, on the other hand...if it includes physical level stuff, i could have them "cooperate" with me(harden nipples now!), and emotinally partake for double the joy during sex. 69 with my partner will be...interesting if i get full independent feedback while doing the same thing myself :)

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  • tori
    11 years ago

    At first I was going to pick stomach to tell me to stop eating that it had enough.
    Then I thought I already have this huge committee in my head anyway, I don't need another thing talking to me!

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    I wouldn't want random body to talk. That would scare the shit out of people, like the dude in Kung-Pow!

    Can you imagine how much my penis would bitch when I tried to stick it in a woman's booty?

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Sometimes my mouth talks.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    No way, I abuse all of those things and all they'd do is complain incessantly. Thanks but no thanks.

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      HaHa!

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  • Bloopyqueen
    7 years ago

    Definitely my boobs

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  • 800imawesome
    11 years ago

    I wouldnt do penis because all it would ever say is, "Its dark in here! Looks like I better spit my way out!"

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    My stomach already talks to me. It says things like, "feed me," and "oh my good god what did you give me." And sometimes she lets me know when I am nervous, excited, and/or hormonal. But she doesn't speak English. And sometimes she speaks for other people. So if you could guarantee clarity, I would find that very helpful.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      Clarity is guaranteed.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I'd go for a talking mouth just for the amusement value of not knowing when it was talking or when I was talking.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Finally, an interesting IIN question.

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