Swingers at church

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We all know that the highest quality sexual material for swinging is at churches. Going to church as a couple while projecting class, graciousness, and subliminal eroticism will attract wife swapping material of the highest quality. Question is which churches are the best. Pick one.

Unitarians. 1
Baptists 3
Presbyterians 0
Episcopalians 1
Other, please specify. 2
Catholics 8
Methodists 2
Lutherans 1
Jews. 2
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  • SmokeEverything
    6 years ago

    I wanna move to your area. All church offers near me is old people and some cult called AA

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    • sheilarae1987
      6 years ago

      Ikr?
      Outdated Jesus rolls, people who should be on deathbeds not cashing in their SS trying to buy a seat into heaven, sacramental wine, people comparing clothing and gossiping about non believers and people who drive cars more than 3 yrs old.
      Lol, heathens.

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  • gxdezlh
    6 years ago

    Ummm don't do that.

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  • ZandyRose
    6 years ago

    Jesus crys when you commit adultery.

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    • sheilarae1987
      6 years ago

      Cries**

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  • dweeb
    6 years ago

    The pastor's wife has more forbidden knowledge about cock than anyone else.

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  • Animal_Johnson
    6 years ago

    Catholic women are good at sucking cock.

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  • McBean
    6 years ago

    Plain vanilla Protestant churches are the best. Join a group that entertains with progressive dinners.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    No wonder my wife has started to go to church h regularly. I now know the answer why

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    6 years ago

    What we actually all know is that you'll never get laid.

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