Suprise butt sex

Why, certainly! You just keep that up! Then the cops can yell, "SURPRISE ARREST" and throw you in jail where you will learn the TRUE meaning of surprise buttsex.

Its only normal if the person u grab, turns and grabs ur balls and yells "Homo".

You're going to end up arrested for sexual battery.

I think suprise sodomy works better...the alliteration gives it a nice touch.

i only do it to girls, by the way so the homo-factor is out of the question

no. that's just idiotic. and you always run the risk of getting your ass kicked.

Not normal no, in fact if someone did it to me, I would knock them into the middle of next week.

Then, the Great White Rodent would deliver the relevant justice to such 'dickheads'.

yes

1 time I was at the beach and there was a girl with a bikini walking and then I ran behind her and put my hand in her panties and touched her butt I almost touched her anus and I said suprise anal then I ran really fast covering my head with a towel and then when I got back to my truck and tint I put the towel in my truck and then changed my shorts and then she never caught me

I used to do that to friends in highschool

OMG YOUR SUCH A GENIOUS!!!!!!

lmao

i would if it was a hot girl :-D

ewwwwwwww no wtf why would you do that!!!!!!

hahaha!!! THATS DELIGHTFUL! they like it.

just watch out for gay guys that say gimme more

Us who don't live in the states beleive all yanks are like that. It's easy. Look at your president. The most powerful fucking idiot that ever lived.

normal? no. funny for those observing? just a bit

i will give it a try. but the homo thing is out too

If you live in Key West with fellow homo's then yes. Anywhere else besides San Fransico, no.