Suprise!! you're having octuplets!! what are you going to do?

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Be Upset and not get over it 8
Be upset then accept it (I'm going to be the next Octomom!) 22
Get a Selective Reduction 17
Get a full Abortion 28
Kill myself 11
OMG, Thank God I'm a Man O__O 31
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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    I'd be all like omg I was molluskted by a cephalopod.

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  • q25t
    10 years ago

    First step is to find out who roofied me.

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago

      It was me.

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    Freak the fuck out

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Full abortion

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    1. Holy shit! How could this happen to a virgin?!
    2. How am I going to pay for all of this?!
    3. I can't take care of kids? Sometimes, I can't even take care of myself.
    4. I hate kids!
    5. Give them up for adoption.

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  • Nephew7
    10 years ago

    Train them all to be ufc fighters, atleast one would make it o.O

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Retire on child allowance xD

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago

    Fml

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  • House
    10 years ago

    As a man, i would be proud of myself. YEAHHHH, strong sperm!
    As a woman: I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm going to kill all ten of us!

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I have no wife. How the hell did that happen?

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    My own personal army.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago

    Abort them to avoid destroying myself with an unwanted financial burden.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    This site is a piece of shit

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  • KeddersPrincess
    10 years ago

    Eat them.

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  • elenaki
    10 years ago

    My body cannot take that.

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  • imadragon
    10 years ago

    Full abortan and therapy since I have tocophobia.

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  • Pika-girl
    10 years ago

    I'm gonna give one to cousin, one to cousin, one to cousin, one to cousin, one to friend, one to cousin and keep 2. Or keep them all cause I want to live with my 3 other friends. The 4 of us would each have 2.

    Too much math...

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  • BunFun
    10 years ago

    Home surgery on my hoe's gash to prepare that shit for the brutality to come. And then of course the child birth.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    Octomom, again? Didn't learn your lesson?

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  • pieceofmyheart
    10 years ago

    Cry(and not in a joyous way lol)

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  • GinnyWeasley
    10 years ago

    if I dont want kids, abortion.
    If I just want one or two selective reduction

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  • AppleMind
    10 years ago

    Medical experiments for the lot of 'em

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  • bemah
    10 years ago

    Probably throw up first, get the full blown abortion, then kill myself from the guilt of killing eight retarded babies.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    having 7 Brothers would be cool no one at school would kick your ass.

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    • Justsomejerk
      10 years ago

      Except maybe your seven brothers.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Ask Apu for advice.

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    • Shackleford96
      10 years ago

      Ha, the Simpsons :)

      And your name keeps changing colors :|

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        I like that :)

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    Aww, this reminds me of when I was a kid, because I used to want to have 8 children and also 8 dogs when I grew up. Although, I wanted these children to be adopted, and Chinese. Don't think it's going to happen.:/

    There's no way I could raise a bunch of baby bananas that big! I don't think I'd want to, either.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      One big banana bread loaf

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      • Pika-girl
        10 years ago

        Want some? I have it at home though.

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          Yesssssssssssassssssss!

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago

      Hmm...is it a coincidence that the Chinese consider 8 a lucky number?

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        I can see why since the number 8 is very similar to the Infinity symbol.

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
    10 years ago

    Milk it for all it's worth like the Octomom...including making a porno.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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