Superglue in the lube

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My roommate recently got a new girlfriend and they are very active in the bedroom. So active that the sounds of their vigorous fucking often keeps me awake at night (I admit I occasionally jerk off to the noises but that’s besides the point). So to teach them a lesson I emptied my roommate’s lube bottle and filled it with superglue instead. It looks no different to the lube so I’m hoping they won’t notice.
I’m just so irritated by what they’re doing to my sleep schedule. Do you think I’m going too far?

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  • jethro
    4 years ago

    You realize that super glue sets up because of moisture. The glue would have set up shortly after you put it in the lube bottle. Try to be a better troll next time.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      But that's no fun!

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    I am guessing DNM made this thread.

    Yeah even though it is yet another troll post, doing something like that would land you in deep shit. The best case scenario is you get expelled from college. Then you would have either lost all that money or have student debt for nothing.

    I think a better way to handle the situation is just say, "Could you two please fuck a little quieter?" THAT would likely ruin the mood for them AND you have done nothing harmful or illegal.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Here is my only post this week.

      https://www.isitnormal.com/post/should-i-complain-about-this-or-let-it-go--287545

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      No! I didn't! Block me and it won't go away! Come on leggs, you know me, I would never be bother by people having sex!

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    Nope that's illegal. it's very creepy that you jack off to the noise.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      I like how that's your biggest concern with this post lol

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    Nope that's illegal. it's very creepy that you jack off to the noise.

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  • Clunk42
    4 years ago

    Stop right there, criminal scum! You have violated the law! This is terribly immoral. You could have just told him to "stop hammer time" and start sleepy time.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      But its funny.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    4 years ago

    I'm guessing this is a stupid troll so I'll keep it short. They could need surgery to fix that and you'll go to prison.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      But how would they find out?

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      • leggs91200
        4 years ago

        There are many people in trouble with the law who also thought, "But how would they find out?"

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          Yeah but how many people for switching out lube with superglue? This is one thing I would be surprised if someone has done before.

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          • leggs91200
            4 years ago

            I assume the switch is merely a thought when you are pissed about the situation. Serious though, do not handle it by doing something you would not want to explain to the medics, cops, school board, or whoever.

            Just like I said, abruptly ask them to be quiet next time they are acting like they are doing a triple X flick.

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            • Doesnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Are you still acting like I'm OP? Did someone hack my account and post this? I honest to God did not post this!

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      • JellyBeanBandit
        4 years ago

        Who else would've done it?

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          But if you can't prove it how's that gonna work? Imagine that court case lol.

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  • bleedingdiarhea
    4 years ago

    I've heard of people injecting jalapeno pepper sauce into a condom wrapper. Supposedly it takes a few seconds to feel and then turns excruciating.
    I'm curious to know if it really works.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I might try that next time.

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Maybe poke a hole in it?

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Sounds like a fairly...sticky...situation.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Oh God! I practically orgasmed from laughing at this lol. This could end up real, real ugly. The image of his dick superglued inside her is really something.

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