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The other day I was vacuuming the vents in my house and I was using the tubey thing. I had the strongest urge to fart and didn't feel like smelling it so I put the tube up to my asshole and farted and the vacuum sucked it right out!
I didn't smell a thing! Is this normal?
Why has nobody commented on this? Its something everyone does whether we are comfortable admitting it or not.
Imagine the mess if you had sharted
No way is that normal! You wasted an opportunity to enjoy the whiff of your homemade chemical bomb! Really disappointing...
I belong to the 'Enjoy the smell of my own fart' post, but it closed :-(
I was once clinically depressed. I could not enjoy anything, except despite this black hole of misery the only thing I did enjoy still was the smell of my own farts! It's what pulled me through and its made me even more proud of my ability to produce such a deadly cocktail of noxious gases. I think 'Wow! I made that' - achievement!
According to my boyfriend that might not be the wisest of ideas because the fart could make stuff explode.
Not sure if he's being stupid though-
Everyone does that. Don't you have the discreet portable pocket fart sucker like the rest of us? The deluxe one even comes with a small projector and sound machine to display a flock of ducks flying by, quacking intensely to create a diversion. There's even a wet/dry version for the occasional sharter in your life.