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Which one of these would be the first thing you'd say if surprised while sleeping naked with a member of the Tennessee Taliban?

Please rub me the wrong way.	27
Pardonnez-moi, Mamselle, mais le flaneur est muy estupido, nicht wahr?	7
Excuse me, Mrs. Terwilliger, but I think you've ruined my flesticle!	7
Impeccably weird, n'est-ce pas?	4
Brain Salad Surgery, my dearest.	12
Doo wacka doo wacka doo, Mr. Boehner!	6
Close cover before striking	8
Please take your monkey out of my undershorts, Cardinal Glemp.	10
Oh, Mamma, That's a Huge One!	7

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FearFigment

12 years ago | pl

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Have you considered saying, "Nov shmoz ka pop" 1100 times while sitting quietly in a smart car on a Barcelona side street?
  
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  - karmasAbich
    
    12 years ago
    
    Omg i have!! You must have read my blog!!!!!!!!!! Oh em geeeeeeeeee
    
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myownopinions

12 years ago

What the [insert your choice of cuss word here]?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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- imagirldealwithit123
  
  11 years ago
  
  my favorite cuss word is ''fwuck'' i indded ment to put the w there
  
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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

12 years ago

Does it count that "Brain Salad Surgery, my dearest" made me laugh?

=)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  But of course, my little chicken.
  
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  - Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    
    12 years ago
    
    Although it does remind me of the scene in "Hannibal" where they're eating Krendler's brain.
    
    (I say "they're" because in the book, she dines on him too... )
    
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4392Moron

12 years ago

I too am wondering what a Tennessee Taliban is?

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

What's a Tennessee Taliban?

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shiftyy

12 years ago

cover me with oil, throw me down a tunnel and pretend to cry while masturbating as fast as a squid in frozen water in summer

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Katywompus

12 years ago

Ahhahahhahahha! I love silly nonsense!

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wigsplitz

12 years ago

"Ah, I've gotta get out early, got stuff to do, so....um, do you need cab fare? Cuz I really gotta get going...."

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Dozis

12 years ago

Now I know how a kebab feels.

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  12 years ago
  
  Lucy, you've got some splainin' to do!
  
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Pouwet fwit kentokee.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  I used to feel that way until they started giving me those pills.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    12 years ago
    
    You know what it means?
    
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howaminotmyself

12 years ago

I chose "Excuse me Mrs. Terwilliger" because I once lived on Terwilliger Blvd where crazier things have happened.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  But did Mrs. Terwilliger ruin your flesticle as she did mine? I can never forgive her. My flesticle was left to dry in the sun losing all its life-giving moisture.
  
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  - howaminotmyself
    
    12 years ago
    
    Who do you think gave her the idea?
    
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