Staples?

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Whenever i'm alone i cant stop thinking about staples, i've named over 1000 staples and i play with them like dolls. I choose my favorite staples, my best friend gregory elias the first is a staple, i tell him everything. recently my mom found my staples and sent me to a physciatrist, he says the dumbest things i wish i could staple his mouth shut. i've talked to gregory and he thinks i should get some help, what should i do? am i normal?

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  • lovebabe86
    14 years ago

    I hope and pray that was a poor attempt at a joke.

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  • germanstallion123
    13 years ago

    You should watch "The Office."

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  • mackold
    14 years ago

    I read this to my girlfriend and we seriously could not stop laughing. It was one of those really deep laughs -- the kind that kept me from breathing and eventually made me really hurt because it lasted so long. I love that someone would give the name gregory elias the first to a staple AND that that staple would recommend psychiatric help.

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  • angel_of_chaos
    14 years ago

    You have way too much time on your hands... And no, I don't actually believe you. ^_^

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  • Hiljaisen_susi
    14 years ago

    You really should find yourself some new friends, Gregory will only remain loyal until he finds a pretty piece of paper to attatch himself to!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I think your psychiatrist has his work cut out with you!, you're a retard

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Just don't swallow them

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  • Fetuslady
    12 years ago

    If this is true, get therapy. If it isn't, get therapy.

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  • idonthaveausername
    13 years ago

    I have the same thing with paperclips.

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  • xXDiabolicXx
    13 years ago

    dude fuck everyone else and pay more attention to those staples. they will be the closest things to friends u will have for the rest of ur life..

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  • TheConsciousElectron
    13 years ago

    hahahahahaha this made my day

    So do you make little staple dolls? Do you make staple arms and staple legs? What about staple guns? (no pun intended)

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  • idaleo
    14 years ago

    Hahahhahaha

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  • Scarred4life
    14 years ago

    And the staples guy, listen to your counselor, you really need it.

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  • Vortexjobe
    14 years ago

    I do the same thing with fingernail clipings.

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  • harachi
    14 years ago

    well done.

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