Stand up and clean yourself
I've noticed in films and such that when people go to the toilet they clean their ass while sitting down. I find that weird because it seems uncomfortable, I always stand up and clean my ass.
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I've noticed in films and such that when people go to the toilet they clean their ass while sitting down. I find that weird because it seems uncomfortable, I always stand up and clean my ass.
i stand up to wipe my arse. how can ya wipe yourself sitting down? and by sitting i assume you mean still having contact with the seat. and if ya sit wiping yourself,does that mean you wipe towrds your genitals?? ewwwww no wonder some women are smelly
I have a bidet but i don't use it. but yea I'm a stander, don't want my balls on the toilet seat
mmm I like to wipe back to front, then get my old lady to lick my shit covered balls
Well, just to confuse the issue, I get off the seat, squat and then get in there and clean up. Hey Presto I'm a clean. I prefer tight white underwear but I've never had a mark in them from that department!
Did you know that a toilet seat is cleaner than a keyboard, so next time your playing the piano or something like that, why don't you give your hands a good clean afterwards. HaHa
I don't use public restrooms, unless I absolutely must, and even then I hover over the toilet instead of sitting on it and wipe my ass whilst hovering. You must be VERY unsanitary if you actually SIT on the public toilet seat.
Really... does the concept 'public restrooms' mean anything to you? Or do you just sit home 24/7?
Maybe you don't clean your toilet, but I certainly do. It's called sanitizing it with bleach, and my shit doesn't float around in the air. On top of that it's called washing your hands. You are supposed to do after you use the bathroom every time. Having your hand slightly in the toilet is not unsanitary. On the plus side, sitting/scooting forward parts your cheeks more for better wiping, or at least that's what I've expierienced. Either way, you are putting your hand near shit, whether it be on your ass or in the toilet. It's all the same.
leaning over and scooting forward are 2 totally different things. fact is you still put ya hand inside the toilet,real nice that is. and no im not fat, i get plenty of exercise standing up to wipe my arse, unlike you disgusting obese fuckers, and no, shit doesnt get smeared on my arse, i have the streakless jocks to prove it. i suppose next thing you guys will be tellin me is that you sit down to take a piss.
well im male and my balls would bang against the seat if i scooted forward, not to mention the fact that you put your hand inside the toilet bowl, yes, real hygenic, better hope there is no shit sprayed around the bowl
I am female, and I don't scoot forward enough for my genitals to touch the seat. It's not that hard to comprehend.
See, that's what I'm worried about as well, I don't want my penis or testicles touching the toilet cos that's too gross. So how do you, sitters, handle that problem?
no im not obese, maybe its because you are the one that is too fat and lazy to get up off ya arse to wipe it. so you scoot forward, dont ya balls rub on the seat, real hygenic that is, especially if u in a public toilet, but maybe you have small testicles. and it has never occured to me to sit down and wipe my arse
I used to wipe standing up, and didn't even realize there was another way until a drunken discussion in a bar in my 20s. Now I sit, and I think it's cleaner.
By the way, half the people in the bar did it each way, so it's normal.
how far are you standing up? are you just leaning up a bit or standing up all the way. if you're standing up all the way...well...i've never heard of someone who does that. but, to each his/her own, right?
YOU STAND TO WHIPE? DOESN'T IT SMEAR AND MAKE A MESS? YOU PROLLY GET POO-STREAK UP TO YOUR NECK....---> NOT SUPER NORMAL.
To aussie, you scoot forward to make room and put your hand behind you and wipe away. You must be obsese or something in order to not be able to figure that you dumbass.