Spiders in my vagina?

When i fall asleep, i always think that spiders will crawl in my vagina and lay their eggs there and i will never know. Then one day they will hatch and spider babies will explode out. I DONT WANNA HAVE SPIDER BABIES EXPLODE OUT OF MY VAGINA! :c im on the pill. Does that include spiders?

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Comments ( 15 )
  • randomjelly

    For fucks sake...

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  • PieIsYummy

    Don't sleep naked
    Problem solved

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  • TheChickenFlu

    Ewwww last time I killed a spider by stepping on it and alot of tiny little spinders came running out of my shoe. It was all gross lol

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  • Isabella80s

    Ok, this has crossed my mind too... but I dont believe it would actually happen. It couldn't happen as the vagina is kind of 'closed' when not 'in use'. It naturally closes to protect and also remember it self cleans PLUS it's naturally fairly acidic so a spider wouldn't even survive.

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    • RDRBOSS

      I love woman A for posting, and woman B for giving this amazing response. I crave basic logic and reasoning in such a backwards decade. I will sleep naked in July much easier.

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  • oDaZzYi

    Tell someone that. You'll meet lots of other people like you, in a big white building with bars on the windows, and nice people in long, white overcoats that ask you lots of questions :).

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  • All you got to do is spray down there before you got to bed!!

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  • (:sweet:)

    My gosh what a strange person u are.

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  • igetscaredsometimes

    im always scared spiders will crawl on my butt when im on the toilet :s

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  • babylady

    Actually, I saw this movie when I was a kid, where the dad tells his son that he needs to be careful of when he falls asleep or a spider will crawl in his ear and lay eggs while he is sleeping (I think it has Tim Allen in it). Although looking back on it, its probably just a funny joke, at the time I thought it was graphic and scary, the story stuck in my mind....so i'm actually scared of the same thing as this poster. Of ANY creepy crawly climbing up there at night when my guard is down. Just in case, I always wear panties to bed, even if i don't bother with pyjamas, because you never know!

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    • ToxicCrayons

      I remember seeing that as a kid... I slept with my ears covered for years haha

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  • ishitpandas

    -.-

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  • very funny...not!

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  • mathwiz6

    I think this is faker than Lady Gaga's dick.
    No offence

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    • RDRBOSS

      None taken..However, If you had a vaj you'd know better, my friend.

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