Spicing up the bedroom! literally chuckle!

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Ok so basically in general I do a lot of many weird things to my delicious girlfriend such as pissing in her pussy in addition to placing hidden cameras around the vicinity of her apartment more specifically her bedroom, bathroom, shower, pussy, you name it I've put it there. Top BANANA!

Ok so anyway subsequently sex with my volumptous girlfriend who happens to be asian (yes that pussy is reallly sideways (JOKES), have pics what what oldboy so I send over some of those if requested also pics of me fucking that 90 degree gash from inside the aforementioned fuck hole) has become hotter and hotter and HOTTER to the extent of me actually bringing in the hottest chilli powder one can find and rubbing it over EVERY ORIFICE. QUALITTYYYY!

Which is all well and good to be honest with you wonderful users of isitnormal with your stories and your comments and the lurking in the member chat or lack thereof. However before I go off on a tangent and take a wild stab in the dark with my tender man meat, I'd like to acknowledge that whilst its all gravy to have a sex life like a rollercoaster ON FIRE, I would like to actually go back to having plain old vanilla sex with a mentally stable girl friend.

To elaborate my polite request for advice (A CHUCKLE FIRST SINCE 2007, probably those new years resolutions no one actually sticks too wink wink you know who you are) for instance I don't want to walk into my girlfriends apartment to see her hanging herself from the ceiling with hooks piercing her breasts screaming 'FUCK ME FUCK ME' in asian and on the several occasions which I have tried to introduce her to vanilla sex she has handed me a wrench and told me to tear off her nipples or shes given me some nails and hammer and she screams with piercing volume if I don't nail her labia to the table....

In conclusion, is it normal to want to be normal?

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Based on 27 votes (16 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    Your so far from normal you dont need to worry about normal because you are never going to be normal.

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    I have 2 questions, what drugs were u on? I mean id say you probably combined acid shrooms and ecstacy when you made up this stupid, bizarre, disturbing post. and 2, WHERE ARE THE MODERATORS??!?!

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  • bigtoy
    12 years ago

    You are seriously fucked up. Diarrhoea is funnier...

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  • flyinhigh
    13 years ago

    Me and my girlfriend like to beat each other up.. Im talking WWE, MMA, UFC as foreplay so i guess we're all just a little fucked up.

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  • sepulchre
    15 years ago

    Very, very strange. Um...I really don't have any advice for this one. Except...well, the whole nail thing is a bit over the top.

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  • AbsAreUs
    15 years ago

    More comments at <a href="http://forum.isitnormal.com/2008/08/08/spicing-up-the-bedroom-literally-chuckle/">
    http://forum.isitnormal.com/2008/08/08/spicing-up-the-bedroom-literally-chuckle/</a>.

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  • JanIAm
    16 years ago

    Chuckle, Chuckle, CHUCKLE. Have I not followed you about like a loyal pup, offering you writing lessons? When will you concede the need for a professional writer in your life? First lesson free, Chuckie.

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