Sperm on football and pregnency

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i was 10 when i learnt about fertilization and genitials but didnt know anything of sex and ejaculation at that time. For a college magzine i dont know why but i wrote a story in which a part consisted of football hitting a guy penis during match which later he shooted and hit a girl in stands,football touched girl vagina (both were ofcourse wearing clothes) and few days later she got pregnant. Dna tests of foetus told about father identity. I was only 10 at that time now i think about it and laugh hard. is it normal to think like that back then

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Oh my God Fogal that's the greatest story I ever heard, can you tell it again? Do you have time!?

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    • Nutbolt
      9 years ago

      really? Is it that nice? This was the most intresting and innovative part of story all the rest was just usual movie based incidents

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Ten year olds write for college magazines?

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    • Nutbolt
      9 years ago

      yes, i went to college with primary school,high school and then college grade, i am still in that college but now in college

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      • charli.m
        9 years ago

        Should have known it was you.

        On an American centric site, you should assume that people will assume the American definition of college.

        I say this as a non fucking American.

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        • sexysonofsam
          9 years ago

          I concur, most Americans seem to be stark raving morons!

          Football impregnates vagina indeed! pure fucking idiocy!

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          • charli.m
            9 years ago

            The whole point was...

            Oh fuck it.

            Piss off, retard.

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            • sexysonofsam
              9 years ago

              Your whole point was that you Sir are indeed a moron of note, you start rambling some sort of reply and then forget just exactly what the fuck you wanted to say in the first place....

              If you go down to your mirror you will see a retard coiling at his mouth!

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        • Gspyder
          9 years ago

          I still don't know what he means... Is college not the money pit you go to after highschool?

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          • charli.m
            9 years ago

            In many other countries, "college" is just used in the name of a school. A school nesr where I went to high school was Barker College, it's a private school in Sydney's north shore. It takes students from kindergarten (5yrs) through to year 12 (final year of highschool. It's not a tertiary institution like American colleges.

            It just is stupid, to me, to use terminology that will be confusing. This is an American site and I doubt many would think twice about assuming "college" means tertiary education.

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            • charli.m
              9 years ago

              I also find it odd that a school would be ok with a child writing something like that.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    from what ive heard this phenomenon is quite common but less apt to happen if the footballs is deflated by a few psi

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    This post reads like a piece of shit that was written in the lavatory!

    I once sat on a public toilet seat after somebody had masturbated onto it and got pregnant!

    after DNA tests were conducted it was proven irrevocable that the toilet seat was the father of my unborn bastard!

    At least that was the story i told my father and I am sticking to it!

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    • Nutbolt
      9 years ago

      great story

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      • sexysonofsam
        9 years ago

        I thank you kindly!

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Sounds like something a 10 year old would write.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      Sounds like something a 30yo who was Christian home schooled would write.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Oh snap!

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