Spending grandma's birthday money on whores

She gives me $1000 every year and I spend most of it on prostitutes. I wouldn't spend my own hard-earned money on it, normal?

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Based on 104 votes (45 yes)
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  • cinderellasundergarments

    I cant believe you would do that with your grandma's money.thats real low.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    if yall properly invested that money at 8 percent yall could build up enough money over a few years to have whores all the time

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    • Rich_Guy

      Exactamundo my Appalachian friend. Eight percent also happens to be the average return of the S&P 500 index when y'alls include dividend reinvestment. Since y'alls got math skills that include powers, logarithms, and ability to calculate Future Value of an Annuity, you should spread your financial knowledge to the kin folk.

      Keep the daughters-in-law off all alcohol while theys pregnant. And, buy the grand-kids a board game called "Cash Flow". Here's a link for y'alls, and remember that an upgrade to the game called Cashflow 202 can teach yer family hedge fund investment techniques like short selling.

      https://www.amazon.com/Robert-Kiyosaki-Rich-Dad-Race/dp/B002LGDASK/ref=sr_1_2

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  • Seems like your grandmom is a sweet woman. You shouldn't waste that money.

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  • sourgrapes

    No its not bloody well normal.ffs.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I wish I got 1,000 extra dollars every year. I can think of so many things I could buy like another bookshelf, more dumbbells, or a few 3ds games. But anyway, It's your money. Do what you want with it. Just make sure you're practicing safe sex so you don't catch any diseases or have one of them try to pin a kid on you.

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    • average.user

      Yup, problem is that safe sex with prostitutes doesn't exist. 1000 is a lot, you could find a healthy girl and take her out with less than that amount. Don't take my advice, since you surely have already got a disease and haven't noticed yet (you would infect the girl and that is lower than low)

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  • Sog

    Take pictures and send them to grandma so she knows that her money is well spent.

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  • johnpartridge

    You can do what you want with it, I suppose. If she knits you a jumper, it's customary to send a thank you note with photographic evidence of you wearing it, so the least you can do is film your encounter with the prostitutes and send it to her. Alternatively, ask her to squat over a glass table and take a shit while you lie underneath it masturbating.

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    • SirChazwickEsquire

      Glass bottom boat.

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  • Babybloodknuckles

    Fucking asshole!!

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  • HillaryCunton666

    I don't see anything wrong with it. It's a gift to do anything you want with it. Just make sure you wrap it up and be safe!

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    • FuckingNigger

      I like your name xD

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  • INSANE710

    Why don't you just buy some prostitute's for grandma while your at it since you don't give a fuck

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  • Renaissance

    Who cares man. As long as you don't mess with prostitutes all the time and stay clean(no STD's) then you should be fine. You only get that money once a year so it's probably nice to splurge into something you usually wouldn't. I don't blame you though

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  • breanna95

    YES ITS NORMAL. Where I live its a common thing to buy drugs with your birthday money, and ive been doing it since 15. She wants you to have fun with it, which is what youre doing

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  • rayb12

    YOLO

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  • RoseIsabella

    I hope she finds out how you waste what she gives you, and then cuts you off. You'll probably get some fleas and disease.

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  • Faceless

    YES!!!!

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