Sometimes when i have to pee...

The toilet is really loud and wakes people up at night when someone flushes it so sometimes if I have to go bad but I do not want to wake anyone I will pee in a container and then I will empty it in the morning and then throw it out.

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Comments ( 41 )
  • jdube

    Just figure out which person in your house gets the most annoyed at midnight pisses, and then piss in his face. He will most likely moan with enjoyment,and gurgle it while fisting himself.

    Good luck!

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  • mashem

    umm...no but I have pissed in the sink a few times in order to keep from waking someone up.

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  • Crookshanks

    Ah ok, thats nice.

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    • you are way too beautiful to be on this site

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      • Crookshanks

        lol thanks, bless ya.

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  • redheadmom

    I lived in a set of flats and when you flushed the pipes vibrated and woke about 30 neighbours so I pisses in a bucket during the night hell when pregnant .

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  • XxlimeyxX

    Well, i think you're very considerate doing that. But my i ask why don't you just pee outside like my dad does if he has to.

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  • Well, besides the first option which is a great choice, you could also do this option.

    Piss in a drink cup from like 7-11 and pour it into a sink when you are done, then use the facet to drain down the urine.

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  • SXRXE

    Don't flush?
    Your just lazy and don't wanna get out of bed lol

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  • gateboy6

    similair but i go in like a tree or a garbage can or something lol

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  • alloutballsout24

    just dont put the piss bottle next to lemonade!

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    • GottaWeeGirl

      Or the apple juice!

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  • tornwithin

    ya i dont like to wake my mom shes a light sleeper but i have the rule If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down.. i never flush when i pee its a waste of tonnns of water its ridiculous.. and ya me and my friend peed in cups once cuz we didnt wanna walk upstairs to the bathroom haha.. so do that if u still need to its fine just dont forget about it!

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  • brothershamass

    Just don't flush you fucking retard.

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    • candycan1

      Exactly.

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    • jamesbeam420

      the sound of the pee hitting the toliet water makes noise ... you fucking retard!

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  • kgirl89

    Don't pee in the sink, that is disgusting.

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  • StarryEyed

    It would be disgusting but you could pee in the sink then wash it away. Unless you have a loud tap too of course.

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  • likstk

    This is no lie. I've got deep rooted weeds and bushes that are hard to dig up. They're in secluded places so when I need to, I go out and pee at the base of each. The acidic urine kills them out in just a few days.

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  • that is the most ingenuous idea ever except you could just not flush

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  • TisNormalindeed

    yea, just dont flush it...the toilet usually runs a tiny bit anyway, it will eventually o down bit by bit

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  • Tigger_18

    Well , just pee and dont flush.. peeing in a container is disgusting you can always pretend you need the toilet in the morning and just FLUSH !!

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  • AnotherAussie

    ok this is a simple one my dads a very VERY light sleeper and once he waked up it takes like 2 hrs for him to get back to sleep so i learnd a way around this

    piss in the rim so it makes no noise
    close the dore and put the lid down and flush the noise gets traped in the toilet and what ever gets out is trapped in the room than wait short bit till the noise subsides than leave the noise would sound like the fridge moter. . . fuck all sound

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  • blissfullysarcastic

    this amuses me greatly

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  • Lambent

    Either you are really considerate or you have some sort of anxiety disorder.

    Uh... I agree with the first dude. Don't flush. And then when you do wake up and you know others are awake, THEN you can flush.

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  • spyderr

    dude just take a piss in the toilet but don't flush it till the morning, ok

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  • chunkybongo

    I did that for a while; it got nasty though...just try to pee quietly in the toilet

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  • Loveybabe1213

    OMG I used to feel the same way but just flush the toilet and get it over with

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  • Jabarkhilz

    lol

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  • cookeh_dough

    thats disturbing...

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    • what if it gets stuck in the bottle...

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      • i_am_cornholio

        That would royally suck.

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  • lightningfeet

    don't flush 'till the morning - saves loads of water, just splash a little bleach / cleaner in the pan after you've gone to keep it smelling ok

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    • i_am_cornholio

      you do realize that the ammonia in piss and the bleach will make a horrible and dangerous toxin that could poison the whole house, right?

      Ehh, just wait til the morning to flush the toilet.

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  • maxwelhouser

    thanks for sharing that

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  • If I have to piss I'm going to fucking piss this goes back to being in Bootcamp and having to request to take a piss. People that think doing a number 1 doesnt need to be flushed are fucking nasty its piss and it doesnt need to sit in the toilet for the rest of the night. Just flush it. If you wake everyone up then so what dont resort to the old days when people had out houses and elected to piss in spitunes in the middle of the nights insted of making the trip out side.

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  • Jemima

    have pancakes befo' you go to sleep Mistah.

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  • Sepai

    I do this, too. And um, no, jackasses. If he doesn't flush, his parents will likely wake him up about it and bitch like my mom does. So.. yeah. Pop bottles, all the way. Just make sure you don't forget about it... After a few months, it's a time bomb.

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    • jamesbeam420

      " We got a time bomb, we got a time bomb, we got a time bomb, na nana na." Beck

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  • i have my own toilet and i flush it maybe once a week if i get around to it, the water covers up the smell so who cares

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