Socks are out to kill me...i am normal tho??

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i'm scared of my socks i know this maybe funny or weird to some people but ever since i can remember i have been scared of socks. there ok when there on my feet but i cant have them in my room when i left socks in my bedroom draws one night i was scared, really scared i cried and screamed i get the feeling like there going to kill me or hurt me i dont know how there going to kill me though but there long looking shape and freaky loook there going to get me.

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  • dirty_Narcissus
    13 years ago

    You are wrong. If you are looking for an evil thing in your room, it's your gloves. Yeah, socks usually walk around in your room in the middle of the night, but do nothing more than that. They just check the room, to protect you, just in case gloves might try to kill you. Have you ever met someone, who says he/she was attacked by gloves? No you can't. It's because, whenever gloves attack someone, they don't let people go, they always kill them. So, be careful, treat them good. Never do anything to hurt them. Or they will find you! If you hurt them, when you feel something on your neck in the middle of the night, then you will have an idea what I am talking about. But it will be too late.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Lmaoo. Okay although I found this incredibly funny, I don't think it's the right thing to say. I know this story seems really funny and very fake, but sometimes weird things happen, things that others don't believe. So if this person is serious, and he/she really has a phobia of socks, you just like totally made it worse dude. Kudos for imagination though.

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  • Gormenghast
    14 years ago

    It could be some kind of genetic memory because a sock is kinda the same shape as a snake which were a danger to our ancestors.

    I don't know anything about biology though so I'm probably completely wrong, in which case you're a psychopath. Welcome to the club!

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  • weepingwillow
    14 years ago

    dude are you serious?
    how the f**k can socks kill you
    sorry to be insensitive but, this
    sounds like straight BS and i was wondering
    if you were serious??

    but um its not normal and i think you should get help, get locked up in a padded room somewhere until socks appear as socks and not killers to you again.

    wow. this is so disturbing its not funny.

    goodbye.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    are you fucken serious you need to get a life stinky feet

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Fake.

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  • johnnny
    14 years ago

    Don't listen to weepingwillow. That was a terrible answer and I think that person should be kicked off of the site.

    Phobias are common. Some people have them regarding everyday objects, not just flying, snakes, germs etc.

    I would talk to a professional. There are ways to eliminate phobias.

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  • BunFun
    9 years ago

    the socks man..... i get that feel, you been smoking too much weed man....

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  • bittersweet21
    12 years ago

    My friend was killed by his socks 6 months ago...his parents found him strangled to death with socks wrapped around his neck and shoved down his throat...socks are evil!!

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  • Wicked999
    12 years ago

    lol, okey I just laughed at his one :'D

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  • Vesperian
    14 years ago

    Sniff them, that will cure your fear of socks. Socks are everyone's friend! :D

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  • nothing2
    14 years ago

    they are. some socks are alive. its the static that does it. like frankenstein.

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  • whatdafk
    14 years ago

    You first need to find a valuable reason for being afraid. Also expose yourself to that fear as much as you can. Then therapies are always good-something I could say to many people on this site including myself. And Ill have to admit (Idont want to be rude though) that your story really had me burst into laughter although im pretty much used to that site. I couldnt help doing so, you see.

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  • Nick8414
    14 years ago

    Okay this is not normail but I have a idea okay face your fears burn them or I sugest sleeping on them to face your fears or mybe just don't use socks

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