So you forgot your girlfriend's name...

You end up in a classic Seinfield situation and forget the name of the girl you just started dating. What do you do?

Stay quiet and wait until it comes up (someone saying her name, etc.) 62
Ask her and risk looking like an asshole 4
Give her a nickname 54
Other (comment) 6
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Comments ( 19 )
  • bananaface

    I did? Oh, my non-existent girlfriend is going to be so angry.:(

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  • anti-hero

    Mulva?

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    • Charmo

      Aretha?

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  • whatdoyoumeannormal

    "Uh do you have facebook? how do you spell iit..uurgh haha i have dyslexia"

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  • MariaHx

    I'm assuming you don't have her number...so if it were me I would pass her my cell phone and say "Hey, could I get your number?" so then she would put it in herself....hopefully that wouldn't backfire..haha.

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  • Orangebean

    Say what's your name? She'll respond and say, "oh no- I meant your LAST name" and then she'll be like "oh- " and be fine. TA DAH

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    • pumpkin1111

      Exactly what I would do.

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  • Ldizzy1234

    Haha! You must not like her that much then.

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  • shuggy-chan

    I just call them all slutface

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  • Maya05

    I don't think I'd ever enter a relationship with someone I have clearly only known for a few days.

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  • dom180

    Check on my phone. Look through my list of contacts and my inbox. I'll be bound to find her name there :P

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    • Unimportant

      But what if she is registered under "that blond chick"?

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      • Store210

        Then your a horrible boyfriend

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    • Anime7

      I'm not the OP, but that's actually a really good place look.

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  • EccentricWeird

    Call her clitorus.

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  • Avant-Garde

    If you have her number look in your phone's contacts.

    If not, give her a nickname or refer to her vaguely (Example: "You", "Her", "This is my girlfriend.", etc.

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  • GuessWho

    I don't remember most people's names.
    I just address everyone as 'you' and try to avoid having to call for someone's attention if I've forgotten their name.
    ...but...
    I won't forget the names of people I care about, so I should never have that problem.
    If I ever do, and I get found out, I will just claim to have amnesia and pretend to have forgotten a whole lot of other important things.

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  • Fabulous

    Start listing female body parts

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  • I'm not Ishka,My name is ????...

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