So sad, jim parsons is gay?!

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Well fuck me sideways, I just recently realized I had a HUGE crush on Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory) so I go to google pics of him to masturbate to tonite and I find out he's GAY?!?!?!?!?!

Well he's still smokin' hot but what a buzzkill. I mean I had like zero chance to get with him anyway but now it's really zero. Like totally zero. Less than zero, because before he'd do me, he'd have to go thru a list of all the guys he'd do before resorting to a chick.

This is the first time this has happened to me. I'm so sad. What's a girl to do? This has really interfered with my masturbatory plans for this evening.

Please share stories! And wine.

IIN? :(

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    I'm sorry. Your gaydar must be broken. :(

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      HAHAHA

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Damn google. TMI. All I wanted was pics, why did google have to tell me he was gay??

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        This is the first time I hear of it, but I didn't need you or google to tell me that! Hahaha. If it means anything, I'm really sorry for your loss. Cheer up! :)

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    A lot of chicks like gay men for some reason. I guess you have yourselves to blame. Maybe be attracted to straight guys and this will not happen at much.

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  • shakalaka
    11 years ago

    Why Sheldon? Why??

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    had no idea. then again, i never really think much about stuff like that. I was really surprised when Neal patrick Harris did the Same.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I was never quite sure about his sexuality until now.... My mother told me earlier on that she thought he was gay and she also did that with Lee Pace. The celebrity I was most upset with being gay was Anderson Cooper.... Basically, my Gaydar is a hit and miss. Sometimes, I'm dead on while on others I'm so off.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Another buzzkill for you? Matt Boomer is gay.

    I'm going to feel so sorry for the females if he plays as Mr.Grey in the 50 shades of grey film. It would be ironically funny.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I don't even know who that is!

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Don't look. It will only make it harder for you.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Too late! I had to! It's OK though, he's not my type. He's good looking-don't get me wrong-but meh, he just doesn't do it for me!

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            But...he...You...But...How? I don't believe I am homosexual, and even I think the guy makes the sun look second hottest.

            Teach me your ways.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              11 years ago

              lol!

              I dunno, I find very few people good looking and even fewer 'fuckable'. I can't really explain it but a guy can be attractive but something about him (usually something seemingly insignificant to others) will put me off as far as sexual attraction.

              I have a theory it has something to do with genetics. Even though I have no intent on procreating I think it's still a factor in my attractions and any little thing I see as weird turns me right off as far as sex goes.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    For the longest time a friend of mine didn't know that Stephen Fry was gay, and wouldn't believe me when I told her. She listened to Google, though, pfft!:P

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    Come on he is so obviously gay.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I've never seen him except on Big Bang (which I don't watch often) so I guess I thought his 'tendencies' was just part of his character on the show. Dammit I know he has to have a big schlong too and that really burns me up.

      I'm sad. :(

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      • Darkoil
        11 years ago

        On a completely different side note I remember reading that the actress who plays Amy is a real neuroscientist.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Wolowizard! Wolowizard!

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