Smearing spinach?

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I love spinach so much. I love it so much that I smear all over my nude body. It doesn't matter if it is hot or cold, seasoned or unseasoned, buttered or oiled, or simply plain. I don't care. Doing it feels so empowering. It makes me feel so sexy. IIN?

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Based on 40 votes (7 yes)
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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Are you the one that had sex with spaghetti?
    Don't cheat on pasta with vegetables! XD

    Hahaha!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Fine! A threesome shall be commenced!

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    "I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me Spinach, I'm Popeye the sailor man! (toot, toot)"

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      You understand! HAHA!

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  • zlofton
    9 years ago

    i imagined buffalo bill from silence of the lambs with spinach on him for some reason...

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