Small talk is annoying, but imo this is the worst!! read on...

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I fucking HATE it when some dumbass that I am not friends with, such as a neighbor, acquaintance etc, says "whoa, looks like you got some sun today!!'.

Really? No fucking shit, Sherlock. Oh, thank God you noticed and corrected me that it was probably from sun because I was beginning to think God smote me and was turning me into some kind of crispy critter.

Seriously, what the fuck??

is it normal this is so fucking annoying??

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    Whoa, looks like you're angry today!! You're all red. It's either anger or... wait, have you been in the sun? :D

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      lol, you're a trip, dappled.

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        He really is!

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      You mad bro YOU MAD XD... I had too sorry lol , real hott under the collar I would take that is from your burns .

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        wiat no Im be a total punk and give you a big hug and really make it hurt * HUGS * who does not want a hug you big oh lobster you !

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    Screw you guys....I'm going home... (Cartman)

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Ever heard of sunscreen?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Inconvenient.

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  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago

    I don't really care for small talk much either. But I really hate it when its at the gas station, and the person next to me tries to start a conversation with me while I'm pumping gas. Usually at that moment I'm hoping that my tank will fill as soon as possible.

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  • moomus
    11 years ago

    It's like when you get about 6 inches cut off your hair and people say "have you had your hair cut?" I used to put my hand to my head and go "what?.........nooooooooo, what happened to my hair?!"

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    • sassafrassi
      11 years ago

      I was talking to this lady at work and another employee walked by and told her she liked her haircut. The lady said thank you and then said to me,"She's the only one who noticed!"

      I guess you never know when that kind of comment will annoy somebody or make them happy.

      You know what's really annoying, theres this lady I work with who tattled on me for doing something wrong even though I didnt do anything wrong she just assumed. About a week later I had my bangs down and this other lady was at the register with us. She commented on my hair then the other lady said something and she said "You dont know >insert name<?!" She then replied "No never seen her." I was about to knock her ass out. You don't remember me yet you tattled on me to the manager when I didn't even do anything wrong??!

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      I had to cut my hiar a few times hoping poeple wouldnt notice but it was becuase someone put gum in it .

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      HaHa just tell them you are doing chemo, and it all fell out. That will make them feel like an ass!

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  • BlackDays
    11 years ago

    Hows the weather?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Looks like a real bad shitstorm on the horizon.

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      • BlackDays
        11 years ago

        Sounds like your in for some messy weather . Hey, looks like you got some sun today. Do you live in Florida or something? They have sun there.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          New York.....

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          • BlackDays
            11 years ago

            Jersey! Wooot Wooot! Its raining

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  • auzzie
    11 years ago

    My sister does the same everyone we meet up...
    "your wearing a blue dress"
    "your curled your hair"
    Etc etc... One of these days I will sock her it's soo annoying

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  • katz3212
    11 years ago

    Lol this cmtfu

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It's normal, but sometimes small talk can lead to a great conversation.

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    What nice tan skin! God did a remarkable job bronzing you! It was God, not the sun right? ;)

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  • Garglemysac
    11 years ago

    Whoa, it looks like your house got broken into, I saw it all go down, but since you are such a prick, I figured you wouldn't want to be bothered with that information.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    Let's hope you're not as sensitive to the sun as you are to friendly remarks...

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  • clingboy11
    11 years ago

    Nice weather we're having isn't it?

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Lolz I don;t mind small talk. Keeps me in touch with the neighbors and what not!

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  • kit291
    11 years ago

    lol you have just made my day. this is so funny and true. i don't tan but my friend does and she has the same rant =]it's funny.

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    • chewy
      11 years ago

      Hello there :D

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      • kit291
        11 years ago

        hello there may i help you =D

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        • chewy
          11 years ago

          Yes i need help to feel better.

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          • kit291
            11 years ago

            and how can i help you with that?

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Nice tan.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    love your tan!

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