Slide a cocktail straw down your urethra

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is it normal to do this for increased sexual pleasure when ejaculating

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Based on 15 votes (5 yes)
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  • Clunk42
    4 years ago

    Hey doesnormalmatter, tell OP about that time you shoved a screwdriver up your anus, that might convince them that what they're doing is dangerous.

    Also,

    https://youtu.be/8_sB6aDKZCQ

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Lol okay. Is this a paid endorsement?

      I was in high school and hadn't any actual sex toys and the idea of anal insertion was too enticing. I had used other household objects before but nothing was tight enough so I tried the head of several screw drivers. Some fit great but silly me still wanted one tighter so I used even bigger ones. Eventually I couldn't get one in and ended up tearing the skin near my anus attempting to insert it. Let's just say that hurt like a motherfucker!

      Also ps, use actual lube for large insertions, spit can work for smaller stuff which is what I was using but its definently less effective.

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      • Fugazi,again
        4 years ago

        Sounds fun

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        • d0esnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          Would not recommend.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Sounds like a great way to get yourself a urinary tract infection.

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  • cupcake_wants
    4 years ago

    sounds like a great troll post. it made me laugh though.. lol

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  • Boojum
    4 years ago

    I've never been interested in trying sounding; as far as I'm concerned, the urethra evolved to deal with liquids, and putting anything solid up it isn't a great idea.

    I think using a plastic straw for this is a particularly bad idea. Although the straw is flimsy plastic and the end may not feel sharp, the walls of the straw are likely cut at a right angle, and so there's going to be a relatively sharp edge scrapping over the inner surface of the urethra. The southern creepy guy says sounds are available at little cost, and I'll take him at his word. Far better to spend a few bucks on something that's designed for the job than to have to deal with the embarrassment and expense of seeing a doctor about a painful infection.

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    • TheMightyOz
      4 years ago

      If you want to be a pathetic bastard, the lowest of the low, then get one of these.

      https://cdn3.volusion.com/nqpvm.detql/v/vspfiles/photos/HE-26104-2.jpg

      You can put them in yourself if you carefully follow sterile nursing procedures for catheter insertion on YouTube.

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  • Aethylfritha
    4 years ago

    Hey now. No thats just a type of self harm...yuck.

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  • FromTheSouthCreepyGuy
    4 years ago

    Get a sounding tool from amazon. You can find them for like 5 bucks and it wont cut your peehole

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