Sleeping, eating, and going to the bathroom are wasting time

I really wish I didn't have to ever sleep, eat, or go to the bathroom, or even take a shower. All of these things are a waste of time and boring. That time spent doing these things could be better spent elsewhere

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Based on 37 votes (17 yes)
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  • thegypsysailor

    Doing what? Making money? How tedious.
    Sitting down to a good meal with a friend or few is one of life's greatest pleasures, for some of us.
    Taking a shower after a hard day is like renewing oneself.
    Have you ever taken a shit on LSD? Going to the bathroom will never be the same again.
    And lastly, "To sleep, perchance to dream" is....oh hell if you don't know by now, you never will.

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    • Taking a shit on LSD.....

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      • thegypsysailor

        Hold on a minute. It was completely legal up until about 1968. I wouldn't want you to think I'd do any illegal drugs or anything.....

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        • kingofcarrotflowers

          I, I have to ask, what's it like taking a shit on acid?

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          • thegypsysailor

            Indescribable.

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            • kingofcarrotflowers

              Damn

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  • Avant-Garde

    I love sleeping. Relieving colon waste is a wonderful feeling, especially if you haven't gone in a while. Bathing is nice, but I just get so lazy sometimes coupled with the fact that I have few functional pairs of underwear, that I don't take a shower everyday. I usually only take it when I have to go somewhere. For me, the biggest pain in the ass is having to eat. It is so time consuming and stressful. I have to do my best not to slip back into old habits, which would include calorie counting, restricting, panicking about weight gain, and especially, worrying about staying regular and being worried about constipation!!!! Ah! There was a guy who didn't have time for eating so he invented something called "Soylent". It would be nice if humanity wasn't required to eat for life. Or, if we could successfully take up Inedia.

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    • jeremybrown50k

      Wanna sleep over with me? I like chocolate best.

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      • Avant-Garde

        More like a cappuccino with a lot of milk.

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        • jeremybrown50k

          As in chocolate flavored c-nd-ms...

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          • Avant-Garde

            Oh, my! That one really flew over my head…

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            • jeremybrown50k

              So what do you say babe, wanna come over? Or just give me your address and I will be there at first chance <3...

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  • jeremybrown50k

    Wow coming over the internet must make you feel real active in life!

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  • Crazy-guy

    Sleeping is great... Except if all you get are nightmares...

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    • Avant-Garde

      Or, if you have some kind of weird sleeping issue that causes you to injure yourself in your sleep. Trust me, it is not fun at all.

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  • Derpinism

    you could just plug the hole in ur butt with something

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  • I agree, which is why I try to do two or more simultaneously whenever possible.

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