Size of boat or motion in the ocean?

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  • DiscoDuck

    Size is relative. My boat is the perfect size for a Lake, a bit too big for a Pond, fast enough for a River, but its too small for an Ocean.

    They all start out as Ponds but depending on the person turn into raging sexual Rivers and before you know it they are Lakes by the time they are 20. After that they hunt for the biggest boat they can find and turn into Oceans.

    Ladies don't blame men because you turn yourself into the Panama Canal.

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  • howaminotmyself

    A big boat is nice but if there's no motion in the ocean you will get nowhere. I want to ride the waves, not just float on top of still water.

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    • btkbama

      The thing is, it varies from female to female. Some have deep p*ssies that are conducive to a long c*ck, while some have shallow ones, which obviously are more suited for shorter c*cks. With my girlfriend, whom I've been dating for two years (I'm 6'5" 250 pounds, she's 5'10" 160), it's a combination of both. She gets off on clitoral stimulation, and she cums harder the deeper I am when her orgasm starts. I can just reach her cervix, which is nice for me; however, she claims that it hurts if I repeatedly hit it with the tip of my c*ck. Regardless, we have amazing sex. But...we had to work for it. The key to good sex is communication; each party in the relationship finds out what the other likes/dislikes, puts some unique touches on it, and lays it all out there. The thing to remember is to have fun, experiment, and give at least 90% every time you get in bed. Seriously, save that extra 20% for special occasions (give 110% on Valentine's Day and anniversaries; birthdays and Christmas are optional), if nothing else than just to influence her to come to the conclusion that you know some signature stuff, but only bust it out every once in a while. Always try something new during sex, whether it's a new place to put a hand while you're doing it doggy style, or urging her to spit your cum back on a plate and take pictures of her drinking it. That's all for tonight.

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      • btkbama

        I just read my post, it makes me want to go look at porn. Yikes.

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      • howaminotmyself

        Well thanks for that. and I agree that good communication is a key to great sex. But what made you think I needed tips? And ow, the g spot is not located on the cervix.

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      • umkaspy

        haha !!!Seriously dude, you need a psychiatrist!! or you just have huge imagination to play with your Sammie ALL BY YOURSEEELF... or you r one of those goblin-chicks and so much proud to be a goblin.... keep F yourself anyway . i don't think this is your site

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    It depends on what you mean by size.
    Do you mean length or girth?

    Most men seem to think length is what matters but they're quite wrong. GIRTH will fill their women up more than length. Besides, there's always the chance that he's too long for her vaginal canal anyway.

    What really matters the most however isn't length, girth, or motion, but whether or not you love him. Yes there will be some girls who say "screw love just give me that sex" but, for me at least, it makes a big difference.

    If you love your partner, you'll take the time to figure out which motions please each other the most. Plus there are several different positions you can try if your size isn't a complete match.

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  • ninjabase

    Just slip your middle and ring finger in the pussy from the front clasp your hand together and start tugging like your starting up a motorboat.

    Trust me she'll cum so good.

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  • Rebeccalala

    well, I had only ever slept with guys with small penis. and it was great, but I heard my best friend talk about how I need some big dick, and 'i wont go back'. anywhooo flash foward a couple months to a kick back were at and there's this black guy. STEREOTYPE I know, but anyways I let him give me a ride home.
    we kiss. yada yada. second date. yadada. point here is we have sex. and it was NOT at all good. he wasn't that great. he was friggin huuuuge. it was fun to suck on, but I didn't even orgasm.
    now, it could be a multitude of reasons why my only experience with a big boat was bad. maybe he had not motion in his ocean? maybe he was TOO big. I'm tall so I know I have a 'deeper' vagina or whatever (eww hehe) but I don't know. I would just say in my experience, its the oceans motion. never the size of the boat. :D

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  • SoccerStud88

    HA, my TONGUE will get any women off by itself and that is smaller than any small penis any guy has.

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    • disthing

      Google micropenis. Your tongue is bigger than some small dicks. Guaranteed.

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    It takes a long time to get to england in a row boat BUT YOU GET THERE!

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  • zenji

    come on, a woman who can't appreciate diversity of the penis is just. . . well, kinda shallow, a good man has a good penis, period. small is great for , er, certain things, big for others, geez, what a dumb question. All nice men have nice penises. I think that was on one of Moses' tablets, er, some other bible thingy somewhere.

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  • Cman85

    Honestly I'd rather a huge ocean liner

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  • volvonut84

    This is hilarious. The only guys that bring this up have very tiny dicks.

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  • Indestinguishable

    wow... some classy ladies up in here! yeah, i'm lookin at you two, Real and wigsplitz. your ideas of what makes a man a "MAN" and what makes sex great are archaic at best, but have an aire of sluttiness that can't be ignored.

    women who put that much emphasis on size are the one's lacking "motion". either grow up or get together for a sleep over and talk about your penis envy amongst yourselves.

    i wonder how the two of you would do in a thread about breast size. cuz, you know, that's soooo important to guys. so lets see those IBTC membership cards.

    sounds ridiculous and immature, doesn't it? yep...

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  • jiggaboojones

    Whats going on in here, I thought we were talking about cocks not boats.

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  • pixie_dust

    all this talk about sex made me horny

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  • ironhorse

    what if the guy has a big cock and really makles big waves also?It's more fun for the guy if he makes the lady have fun

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  • theinsecurekiwi

    My boyfreind is huge o_o it's not just me.Others have seen it and they agree lol.

    Butttt he has yet to even make me feel good with it :/

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  • cathy22

    the guy has to know how to drive the boat, lol.

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  • both!

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  • la_uva_mojada

    Both things matter!

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  • Real

    I am the queen of this topic right now, as I have been attracting men with small dicks for the last 3.5 years.

    Obviously it's a combination of size and skill, but the men I have been with who where lacking in size did NOT know how to work it. It was awful and sad and left me unfulfilled and speechless at times.

    So, if there is going to be no skill either way, i'd much rather ride with a larger "boat"

    It HAS to be both, but if you men have little penis's please do whatever it takes to learn how to use the thing.... and this means more than just giving us head first, although that's pretty much a requirement as well.

    end rant. thank you.

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    • flynhigh

      what do u consider small

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      • Real

        I guess I can't give actual dimensions, I just know it when I see it and feel it, or um don't feel it.

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  • marjhoyry

    i liek to go swimmig soemtimes in he lake behind my house with hte man that lifes nestdoor too me and sometiems he dont make mee wear a the floatys and then i dont swim good and then but he talks to me a like a grownup and then after that i dont have to take a bath

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    • Suckyy5dolaaa

      the fuck?

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  • wigsplitz

    Size for sure. You've gotta have something to work with. A guy with a big dick can be trained, a guy with a small dick will always have a small dick.

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    • DiscoDuck

      We got a freak up in here...wow

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  • I_steal_free_bread

    ANUS!!!!

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  • SweetSherry

    I like a nice big cock up my sweet tight pussy I don't believe that shit about the motion of the ocean if you got a small soft dick you need to get VIAGRA !

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  • 343Boy

    It's the size of the ocean.

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