Should we rethink our public restrooms?

I think public restrooms are too cushy and nice. People shouldn't be encouraged to use them, it should be the opposite! It should be a last resort.

Restrooms should be made less comfortable. FAR less. I'm talking about taking away the doors and walls of the stalls for starters.

Also why not have pay restrooms, perhaps that are nicer?

When I go to a store, I hate that so much of my money spent there goes to the construction and maintenance of a decent public restroom so people can go in there and shit and piss, wash up and shave and practically live in there (not to mention the waste of electricity and water!!), and vandalize it. If it wasn't so nice, or if you have to pay, amazingly people all of a sudden don't have to shit and piss so much! Things don't get broken and vandalized so much! It's a miracle!

This is a bad system we have, it's time we say NO MORE! Go home to shit! Put the wear and tear (and stench) on your own damn bathroom!

So, is it normal to be completely frustrated with the restroom situation in the US and want a change?

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14% Normal
Based on 207 votes (29 yes)
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  • floodimoo123

    This is hilarious!! I was busting a gut reading this!!
    But, if you're serious, people like me with irritable bowl syndrome who can't take medicine because, according to my doctor, isn't bad enough to take medicine with, need restrooms, and I would like to explode diarrhea in a cozy toilet when out shopping. I have no idea when it'll hit, and I could be anywhere. If you hate paying for it, live on a farm and grow your own stuff.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Take a dump in a diaper

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    • NeuroNeptunian

      This.

      I hate it when a few assholes fuck it up for the general population. Don't let them fuck up my pee-pee place too.

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    • blondbond69

      Yes

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  • Frosties

    You sound like one of those medieval religious people who kept thinking their comfort was sinful, and used to sit on spikes instead of chairs.

    Heh, I'm surprised you didn't want to replace the water in the toilets with sulphuric acid. That way, splashback is payback! :)

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    • There's nothing wrong with comfort, but with the restrooms it should be far less comfortable to discourage unnecessary use of it.

      Sulfuric acid is probably more pricey than water, plus it's pretty unfriendly to the environment. It would be funny though. I wonder if the turds would sizzle? God forbid anyone swallowed any unpopped popcorn kernels, that could get messy.

      It would be cool if the toilets could sense poop, pee and farts. That way, if someone's in there shitting, their toilet will announce to the entire restroom 'WE HAVE A DUMPER IN STALL 6, REPEAT, DUMPER IN 6' or 'WOW, THAT REEKS', 'SOMEONE JUST HAD TACO BELL' or 'EEEW YOU FARTED'. I bet people would stay away then!

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      • Frosties

        lol, okay, I get it. And yeah, the turds would sizzle. Not quite as much as the peepee, though. Adding water to sulphuric acid is a mistake most people make only once. As the rhyme goes:

        He lies Mary, still and placid
        She added water to the acid
        Unlike Jane, safe in what we taught her
        She added acid to the water

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        • Oh that's riiiight!! I totally forgot about that! I used to have a book that detailed how to make dynamite and the instructions read to do it in a moving stream, and always add acid to water, never water to acid! Never heard the poem before!

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          • Frosties

            Starting to think IIN is the haunt of the cleverest people on the internet. Didn't know that about dynamite and also learned some other things today.

            This is one amazing place!

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    • thinkingaboutit

      red martyrs.

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      • Frosties

        They're the fellows! It honestly wasn't coming to mind. I'd like to think I'd have got there in the end, but I really don't think I would.

        Good skills for knowing that. Way beyond my ability to remember. :)

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  • thinkingaboutit

    why don't you just stop visiting the bathroom, as if it were never there in the first place.

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  • Faceless

    Like every other janitor you are not entitled to an opinion so just shut the fuck up and unclog the toilets.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    HAHA! What a silly thing to feel so strongly about.

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  • Francophile22

    You have obviously never heard of poverty (i.e. not having the money to take a crap) nor have you heard of "shy bladder syndrome" where a guy can't pee if someone is seeing him peeing.

    I suggest you put a firecracker in your mouth and light it.

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  • blondbond69

    This is a freak question and neither are you! Crazy people these days..

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  • FUCK YOU!and DROP DEAD for tormenting and refusing to HELP THE HOMELESS!

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  • anti-hero

    ... and the award for oddest pet peeve rant goes to... *drum roll* ... This OP.

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  • LOL.com

    seriously :O who ever u are u must be a pervert because public bathrooms are for pervert
    last time i went to a public bathroom there was 2 men jerking off so no it is not normal to like public bathroom and i think people should only go there for emergency's

    P.S this question isn't normal and neither are u

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  • Avant-Garde

    They should take their money and to a complete redesign of stalls all across the country. They have no privacy. There are gaps in the framework that make it easy to be spied on and the end of the doors have come up so high. Everything you do can be seen. Now everything knows that you are on your period and changing yourself. Now everyone knows what type of underwear you are wearing and even your genital situation. It's absolutely perverted and disgusting.

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    • Mersaphe

      I was in a bathroom in Europe last year. Had a flight to Hong Kong with a few hours stop in a Belgium airport. You wouldn't believe how much they respect privacy. You walk into the bathroom and there were sinks on one side and about five doors on the other. Behind each door was a room, and it was completely closed off. Inside was just a toilet and napkins...I kid you not, they had napkins instead of toilet paper. But nobody could see or hear or smell you at all. People in the rooms next to you had no way of knowing you were in there. You simply lock the door and do your business.

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      • Avant-Garde

        That sounds wonderful!

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  • Dr.Moe_Lester

    "We all have to go, Why not enjoy the go?"

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  • all i can say is if you don't like it here in the USA get the fuck out i voted no its not normal.

    and i like reading the graffiti while taking a long hard shit it makes it come out easier

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  • I piss and shit all over public bathrooms, even the nice ones that I find just so people like you can get "pissed" off about it when you have to use it.

    Enjoy my excrement!

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    • Too bad I don't use the store/mall restrooms....plan foiled!! I go outdoors. Much cleaner.

      I'm no hypocrite!!

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    • have you ever shitted in the stand up urinal before then they would have to grab it out

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    • And thank you for your services.

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      • I like to think I am making a difference.

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  • Queen_of_darkness16

    oh boy.

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  • 800imawesome

    Please tell me this is a troll.

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  • NotNearNormal

    Even still public restrooms are my last resort! Making them less comfortable would be taking out the walls.

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  • BTStallion

    Most of the people I know detest using public restrooms and would do anything to avoid them. I know I do. Just walking in one kind of makes me nauseous. I don't think there's anything wrong with them, though. It's just my personal reaction to them. Therefore, I can't pass too much judgement on you. To each their own.

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  • shuggy-chan

    I VOTED YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  • Avant-Garde

    They should be a last resort, but don't take away the privacy. Most public loos aren't "comfy & cushy". Most of them are: dirty, stink, loud, crowded. The doors in american stalls don't offer much "privacy". It's like the doors were deliberately made to have big gaps ,that reveal yourself and your doings, and walls/stalls that are high from the ground. You can't let your pants hang by your ankles without having someone see them! I went to Harrods and a relative used the loo. She said the stalls had perfect privacy and low to the ground.

    Why can't they have that here?!

    I used to use public loos when I went on "field trips" or if there was nowhere else to go. I hate using those revolting boxes!

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    You're funny. The way you wrote this had me cracking up.

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  • cookiesaregreat

    In china in some places its normal to have just one room with 20 toilets, no stalls, everyone next to each other shitting and talking. It's a great way to get to know other people, cheap, cozy and nice. (tho the chinese don't use toilet paper, and their toilets are just holes in the ground.. that would have to be re-thought for western use)

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  • tbiM20

    A few people ruin it, not everyone.

    Plus, if you dislike how a store's money goes to a restroom, GET OVER IT! First, I think its mandatory at a certain size, like handicap spots are. Second, it is a private business; quit shopping there if you don't like how they handle their funds.

    Third, they kinda are pay restrooms; you're expected to be a store patron if you're using them. Private businesses don't maintain public restrooms, but rather restrooms for their customers.

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    • Well I'm tired of paying for people to over use the restroom and abuse the bounty of 'free' materials in there.

      How many trees have to die for people to needlessly go in there, use a seat cover or 10, use half a roll of TP to wipe their nasty ass, and then dry their grubby hands with a thousand paper towels?

      Can we at least charge for the seat covers and TP? And just put hand sanitizer in there instead of sinks and soap and paper towels!

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      • myownopinions

        Then move to Uganda. They hardly have any toilets there, let alone public ones!

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