Should i sabotage my managers office?

Im quitting a job I hate after deciding Ive put up with enough crap for the past 4 years. I despise the store manager who is a human piece of crap. He is a fat sexist racist old man who does nothing but yell and insult people and stuff donuts in his face. He has caused me a lot of grief and I want to do something to him before I leave.

My plan is to take can or tuna in oil and mix it with curry and dump the juice behind the cabinet in his office and in his desk. I read about someone who did this, the smell was horrible and they couldn't figure out where it came from, they tore apart the whole room trying to find a sewer leak or a dad animal.
I know its pretty lame and juvenile but I really want to do something to inconvenience this prick. There are no cameras and I could do it at night when the lights are turned off...it would basically only affect him and that's all I want. Should I do it? Do you have any better ideas?

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  • I just farted in front of four men I do not know.....whilst walking to my own house.

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    • Shackleford96

      How did they react?

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  • Sounds like a guy I worked for at a tattoo shop when I was 17. He was a fat, inconsiderate, egotistical bastard. Everyday I felt like doing something at the workplace to somehow inconvenience him but then I realised that he would just come have me sort the problem out when he knew what it was. I think its a pretty childish thing to actually sabotage his office somehow, but it would serve him right and it would be pretty comical to say the least. Why not? If you're not gonna get caught, leave a dead fish behind one of his cupboards or something. He sounds like he deserves it.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    do it! It sounds like a pretty nice thing compared to what he deserves. I hate fat bastard bosses.

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  • CoraCook

    mmmmmm, donuts!

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    • CoraCook

      Uh... yeah, I didn't get to the end of the post, I have to go out NOW for donuts! Good luck!

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  • JohnnytheBanned

    death to the establishment! death to the iin mods! they banned me like a bunch of faggot pussy punkass bitch virgin nerds!

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  • dom180

    No ideas, but it sounds like fun and I would encourage it.

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  • CountessDouche

    I don't know if just tuna juice would work. You should unscrew a heating duct and put a whole open can in there.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I think you hit the nail smack on the head, "I know its pretty lame and juvenile" and I agree with you.
    Be the better man and go on your merry, knowing what you could have done, but didn't.

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