Should i be envious of these guys?

Sooooo, don't ask how, I got around to watching a clip from Big Brother: Hungary. In fact, it's this little deviant clip right HERE: http://www.spankwire.com/Big-Stud-Hungary-Sex/video116411/.

And I am drop jaw, unrealistically envious of the couple in that video. For several good reasons, mind you.

These are strangers, they may have known each other a couple of weeks, talked over breakfast etc but they are pretty much STRANGERS.

And they're also having better sex that my girlfriend and I, in our whole relationship of 5 years.

I mean, from the start it's smooth and easy. She has a little oral fun, gets on top and starts riding it right. Ha, are you kidding me? Having a girlfriend who actually knows what she wants to do in bed, without me actually telling her? You must be kidding. Sex between us is mostly her with these unpassionate, thoroughly quizzical looks as if she doesn't even know what were there to do.

Back to the video, I love, just LOVE, the seamless switch from cowgirl to doggy. Doggy being a position that it took me 3 years to get her comfortable with. And they segue so perfectly, no ridiculous f*cking awkward looks, standing around waiting to be told what to do next, having to deal with a girl unable to read even the most basic physical cues. I am already crying with envy.

And then they transition into the standard missionary, again with no problem. Hell, she even knows how to use a pillow the right way, without being asked or told or instructed time and time again. And using saliva as lube? Again, are you kidding me? If I ever did that, I would get a million years of bad looks. Don't even expect my good old girl to touch herself, hey maybe if she did she would notice that her nethers don't always smell so particularly rosy. Not to mention lube itself is a no-no.

Back to the video. Oh my GOD, do girls really lift their legs during sex? I've never heard of this. She even has them resting on his ARMS. Tell me this girl is some hungarian gymnist, or out of this world sex ariste.

Now you all will tell me, a hundred million times, it's all about communication, bro. You just need to communicate more. Maybe buy a couple of HAM radios, or bluetooth megaphones.

The sad fact is, "communication" has been a total failure. Every time I initiate a talk, it ends in predictable childish crying and running away, final statements like "I'm this way and it's not going to change", or just accusations that implicate myself as being responsible for the entire sexual act.

The thing is, no one else I know has these problems. My friends can be not 2 months into a new relationship and the sex works perfectly, no problem with such elementary things like lubrication and hygiene and having enjoyable, frequent, non-aggravating sex. I envy them. I envy strangers. And I hate myself.

Is it normal?