Shopping makes me want to poo.....

Ok so almost everytime I go shopping for clothes at the mall or wherever and start seeing things I want I get this strong urge like I need to take a dump. The feeling always just goes away after a lil while. I guess you could say I'm getting excited but why would it give me that kinda urge? It just seems weird to me and I just want to know if this ever happens to anyone else or if I'm just weird??

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  • sherry

    I want to poo when the bills arrive.

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    • siedem70

      Hahaha, that's great.

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  • ednaout

    SO, I have a theory...my sister in law and I both suffer from having to take major bathroom breaks when shopping. We are always very grateful, because we both, also, have problems...in that department...
    My theory...
    I think the body gets overwhelmed with all the merchandise and needs to somehow create space in the body to process all the information - So, we are delivering all the "input" to out system and our bodies react saying"OUTPUT! OUTPUT!"
    This is the best I can come up with...I will have no urge to go and then, it becomes urgent!

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  • Shit in the dressing room lmao

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    • siedem70

      lol

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  • ToxicCrayons

    That happens to me all the time. =/

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  • Cosmicgiggle

    Seriously yes. Almost every time I go into one of my favorite dept stores

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  • 1dog0kids

    Well, I think it's weird but I have the same problem and my sister does too. If I'm constipated, all I have to do is go shop at a Winners store and 9 times out of 10 I'll have to go within 10 minutes. It happens to me as well when I get really excited about cooking a new recipe. I guess i poo when I'm excited. thank goodness it never happens in bed!

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  • ganesha

    i have never read something so funny in my life, im crying

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  • Dancemom78

    Omg! This happens to me every time I go shopping! I thought it was just me. I ask my husband and he think its because I'm the most relaxed when I'm shopping, lol!

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  • Hulahoopdummy

    Yes yes yes this happens to me! It used to be certain stores like big lots target Marshall's now I realize that it's usually anywhere I get a good deal ! It's craazy! But it's a natural laxative and adds humor to my shopping trips I guess, which I usually do alone.

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  • MrJusticeXD

    Going in Home Depot and Lowes always makes me hungry.!! :s

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  • kekkiumai

    Perhaps the tingly sensation you get from the excitement when seeing a certain item that interests you creates a bowel movement that makes you wanna shit.

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  • eightieslingo

    This has happened to me several times, but not every time. The weird thing is that two times it happened while shopping at a specific Target. Never knew it happened to other people! I vote normal.

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    • Nikatine

      I ALWAYS have to poop at target... I don't think I have ever made it around the store without having to abandon my cart and b-line it to the restroom!!!

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  • Everytime I go shopping and I try something on, I have to pee! It makes me so mad!! Haha

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  • dbcr2501

    Every time I would go to the thrift store, I would have to go. I quit going there fora long time until I finally went again and found out the bathrooms were open to the public. I also would shop at SavALot and every time I went, Id have to go and the restrooms were not open to the public. Many times Id have to leave my cart and go home to go then come back. A couple of times I had an accident so bad in two stores, when I got into the restroom I had to remove my panties and throw them away. When I try to take my dog for a walk sometimes I wouldnt make it back home. Now I take diarrhea meds if I know Im going to be leaving the house and also a water pill because thats what diarrhea is, too much fluid in the intestines. These precautions seem to help most of the time but not all of the time.

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  • MrsTia

    This happens to me too! Whenever I have a big selection to choose from when shopping. It started the first time I went to Walmart I believe. Then it would happen in big lots. The other day in home goods, now this morning in Walgreens. It's crazy. I want to know if there is a real medical name for it. Not buttgasim, but that sums it up. Funny thing is I have friends that always have to poop when they come to my house. Guess they're happy to see me.

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  • JaxD

    Please join our facebook group where we discuss this phenomenon. We are looking for more folk who suffer from this issue

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/356223027911782/

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  • Falonn

    exercise can help to loosen your bowels. If you have been walking around stores a bit when this happens i would say yes it's normal.

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  • bevraige

    I'm glad to know its "normal" or at least I'm not alone. For me Big Lots within 5 minutes of walking in the store and the more I think about it anytime I have a a shopping cart full or my arms are full. I am a bargain shopper so maybe its from adrenaline?

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  • Avant-Garde

    That lovely disco song "Shake Your Booty" from the 70's is playing in my head:)

    *Does a jig in the chair*

    Maybe, certain smells are triggering your need to have a bowel movement. Do you encounter cigarette smoke? Or do you smoke in the mall? Do you drink coffee or herbal tea blends while shopping? Etc.

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  • GreyWulfen

    Shopping makes me want to vomit.

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  • siedem70

    I kinda need a dump right now actually.

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  • Maybe you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome

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  • CillyMe

    Maybe all the walking makes things move along. :)

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  • AziraLevana

    I've never experienced this. My sister and I usually go out together, and she doesn't have this problem, either. Sure, we take toilet breaks, but neither of us experiences a cause-and-effect thing with stuff we want to buy.

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