She's sweet but she got no ass.

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Started dating this really sweet female I met at my new job. Personality wise she's sweeter than cotton candy. Pretty face and a nice rack to boot. Problem: she got no ass. I'm a guy who needs a nice bubble butt to get this party started. Know what I mean? We've had two dates and things have started to heat up for her. I know she wants me to make that move on our next date but I've already line up a nice bubble-licious for this coming Friday night. She's expecting a call from me that just ain't going to come. Baby just ain't got no back. How do you tell a sweet girl her flat ass is the reason I'm stepping off? What do you women think? Should I just not call and say nothing? She'll just start going out with some other guy. Is it normal then to just say or do nothing?

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wigz

8 years ago

What's the point of telling her that? It's not like she can do anything about it nor should she be made to feel as though she needs to.

Just say something like "you're great but I am not feeling chemistry between us". Bam. It's the truth and it's not rude.

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- ItchyScrotum
  
  7 years ago
  
  But she should put a barbell over her shoulders and do squats. A strong ass is an ass-et indeed.
  
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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

Don't be an ass. You don't have to tell her it's about her butt or lack thereof. Just say you're not feeling her, and part as platonic friends.

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- ItchyScrotum
  
  7 years ago
  
  "Friend zoning" is a female tactic. She is likely to sense that he is being insincere.
  
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sunshinemoonlight

8 years ago

a small tight firm butt is always better than a big fat sloppy butt

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  Hell yeah!
  >:-D
  *is in possession of a vintage 1980's style butt*
  ☆☆☆☆☆☆
  
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  - ItchyScrotum
    
    7 years ago
    
    Hmmmmmm, a small firm ass. My opinion about you is starting to change.
    
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- homecircumcisionkit
  
  7 years ago
  
  Wrong
  
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- Master.debater
  
  7 years ago
  
  100% agreed!
  
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Toobiedetermined

7 years ago

Well that's shallow as shit, but hey that's just my opinion, if you need dat ass, then just be nice and tell her your not interested, just for the love of god, don't tell her that its because of her ass lol.

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FucksForFunDOTorg

7 years ago

I feel you man, I can't stand a woman. Especially one with no ass, because it don't make sense. Where do she shit from? Her mouth? Ew, I can't date a woman who has shit coming out her mouth. But that's every woman, amiright? Anyway, you're a cunt and Ted Cruz is a lizard.

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Leonard_Hatred

7 years ago

Better to tell her you don't feel the chemistry/ physical attraction to her (which is true).

You don't have to tell her its because she doesn't have a nice ass. That's just hurtful dude.

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OneOnery

7 years ago

Give it time my friend, over time everything will get bigger.

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bucketfullofbuttholes

7 years ago

I'm not a fan big arses but if you're that worried, hint her that she needs to go to a gym and then make your move on her, you can get into a relationship and fuck her 6 months after if you're not a urged freak. I had a female friends who had that of an arse of zero degrees and next time I notice she's wearing black leggins and I'm wishing I could sit on those.

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IMissMary

7 years ago

Big fat asses...you can have them.

Give me a tight little ass any day!!

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8before7

7 years ago

Breaking News Flash :
If she has an ass crack and she can take a shit every day , and she can sit down and she can sit on your face , she has an ass.
Duh !
Thats not rocket science.
Quit your bitching.

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(s)aint

7 years ago

I understand you, but if having an ass is such an important thing to you you should have cut contact way before and not even date her at all.

Just like I don´t want a man that´s a head shorter than me I wouldn´t accept going on a date with him.

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MrTheodore

7 years ago

You should hit it and quit it fam.

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Rihyae

7 years ago

Maybe you can tell her something along the lines of you wanting to get in shape, and you can make her squat and lunge with you.

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dirtybirdy

8 years ago

Suggest the 30 day squat challenge if ya know what I mean...

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NathanScot

8 years ago

I also like a nice round firm ass on a lass so i understand where you are coming from.Did she specificaly say she wants to be in a relationship? .If not you can still hook up with the 'bubble licious' and flat ass as well.Cheers mate

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mysistersshadow

8 years ago

Whatever you decide to tell her you should tell her some thing. If yoy know her from work its probly not going to be that easy to just avoid her.

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oikawa-tooru

8 years ago

if you tell her you're rejecting her just because she doesn't have a "bubble butt", she'll think that's a very invalid reason. you see, women think that men should love women for their personalities. however, men love women for their bodies (according to most men i know)

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She's sweet but she got no ass.