She's a master blaster.

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My wife of 2 years have this thing: She really enjoys farting in my face. The louder the better. I've gone along with it all this time because it turns her on. Well I'm getting tired of it and told her so. Her response was that maybe she should go and find a guy who likes this. Then she farted and left the room. That was 2 days ago. I haven't said a word to her since. Yesterday I rented my own apartment. She's at work now, and I'm leaving her a goodbye note taped to the front door. Fuck her. Am I acting normal?

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  • Johnnytherat
    9 years ago | pl

    you should take a dump on the bed and leave a note next to it saying "would you like smelling this all the time?"

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    • robbieforgotpw
      9 years ago

      OP
      I do enjoy powerfarting also. But how does she get her butt in your face to rip 'em without u noticing? Are u a little slow?

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    • pixie_dust
      9 years ago

      ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    You should compromise with her and find a way to harvest her farts to heat your home.

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  • FunkyMonkey
    9 years ago

    Sorry, but that made me laugh! She ever let a wet, dribbler of a fart on you that splattered your face?

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    She's gross anyway.

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  • alextsang08
    9 years ago

    Buy a dildo, then apologize, and when she does it again, shove it in her ass. Then run. Fucking run.

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  • ladygee2
    9 years ago

    That's fucking disgusting. How is that in any way sexy at all.. What a ratchet.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    She's disgusting. Was it love that allowed you to put up with this for so long? You poor thing. I am proud of you that you are taking the initiative to stop putting up with her bullgas. Good for you.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    who run barter town: http://youtu.be/Hgq4w4dqKsU

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      You've got good taste in films!

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        I love Tina Turner!

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  • mountain-man82
    9 years ago

    I wouldnt put up with that either, but if you truly love her than dont leave right away. Have a long talk with her and explain that you will leave if it doesnt stop. If she still refuses to stop and you cant handle it any more, then by all means leave her.

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  • WonderGuy0103
    9 years ago

    Yes she's a freak. One thing if she just liked it, but if she is demanding it.... no that's not cool.

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  • dismielies
    9 years ago

    I wonder if you knew beforehand about her fetish when you were still dating?...cos if you were okay with it before then what's the problem now. I think you two need to role-play... You could dress up like BANE of batman with the MASK and she as POISON IVY...just joking*

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    Hm... Seems she only "loves you" for you letting her fart a lot... "Louder, the better"...

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    that's just gross. maybe try to patch things up once, but if she doesn't stop, leave her. i mean, seriously? turn-ons with farts? just sick.

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  • TheSpeaker
    9 years ago

    That gave me a good laugh irl. Thanks

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  • clockz71
    9 years ago

    Ironically, she probably doesn't like it in the ass. If that's the case, maybe you should give it to her. My buddy just left a horrible woman, but did that the night before. She should always remember you that way.

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