She freaked because i wanted to cum all over her face. well, fuck her!

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After dating for close to a month I finally had sex with a new girlfriend. I did everything I could to make sure that she was turned on and satisfied. By my count she got off three times. So when it came time for my magic moment I pulled out and aimed my weapon at her face. Realizing what I intended to do, she covers her face with her hands and screams bloody murder. Too late to stop my volcano from erupting. The backs of her hands got covered with my spewing, hot white lava. She then berated me with angry F bombs until I got showered and left. Maybe I should have asked if she was cool with getting a cum facial? OK. But her angry reaction was not normal in my book. I've done this to dozens of women. Wasn't it normal? A few days later she left me a voice mail that she wants to talk. I've since moved on. But I really did dig this woman so maybe I should reconsider? My thoughts have been in the fuck her mode.

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  • ArayaLioness
    9 years ago

    Some people DON'T like being jizzed on their face. Just because YOU haven't been with a woman like that does not mean that there's a problem with her.

    She's allowed to be particular about where she wants to be jizzed on/in. Normal to me.

    Ask her next time where she'd like you to cum.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I once responded the same way without a warning. Unless she said it was OK ahead of time, that's something one does with a prostitute not your relatively new girlfriend.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    The fact that you made such a gross presumption leads me to believe that you've been watching too much porn, and that you're not living in reality.

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  • dinz
    9 years ago

    And the award for asshole of the century goes to *drum rolls*

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  • theseeker
    9 years ago

    I think you need to check yourself because you sound like an asshole to be honest. I don't know, maybe she overreacted, but I think your arrogance and lack of understanding for her side is worse. Just because she's a woman doesn't give you the right to just automatically assume you can blow your load all over her.

    I don't really understand how woman are okay with dudes jizzing all over them, anyhow. I have a hard time finding a reason how anyone could possibly enjoy being jizzed on, then again I'm not a woman. It seems pretty degrading to me. Putting myself in her shoes, I can see where she's coming from.

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  • TheChakraMantra
    9 years ago

    So you're mad that she isn't exactly like the other women you've nailed? Just because you're a whore, doesn't mean she is too. She was probably a bit over dramatic, but considering your rude attitude and selfish mindset, I'd say you deserved it.

    I thank whatever higher power there is that I'm a lesbian...

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Fuck her? I kinda doubt it fella. She probably wants no more to do with you and your fucked up attitude.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    I think she over reacted. I mean, she could have stated before having sex that splooging on the face is forbidden.

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  • wifesasslicker1
    9 years ago

    it took me yrs finaly i jerked on on my wifes face while she was sleeping she loved it

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  • Mr-Myrtos
    9 years ago

    You are so presumptuous.

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  • johnho
    9 years ago

    She may have overreacted, not sure exactly where you were in your relationship. In any case, I think you should give a heads up that you are going to have an eruption and that you want her to try to catch it in her mouth? Maybe you aren't a good shot and hit her in the eye, or the cheek, or the chin? Maybe she has reconsidered after all. Maybe after she licked her lips she thought, humm not bad, I want some more?

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