Shaved my balls at party.

Last year I had a party at my house. I was living with 3 other guys. There were about 40 people at the party and everyone was well hammered. I was chatting this girl up and during conversation she happened to mention liking guys with trimmed pubes. At that point my bush was home to about 74 different species of wildlife. <br />
So I made my excuses and went off upstairs to find the scissors. Because I was wasted I forgot the toilet door didn't have a lock. So off I went, snipping and chopping until my forest was a well looked after bowling green. Luckily nobody came in while I was adressing my 'nob hair problem. So off I went to go find the lucky girl again.<br />
As I was talking to her again and geting close to her, there was a shout from upstairs. One of my flatmates had gone into the upstairs toilet to find a carpet of pubes all over the floor and all over the seat and rim of the pan. Everybody went to have a look and there was enourmous confusion as to who it might be. Obviously everybody other than my flatmates were pissing themselves. I was also shocked that I'd forgotten to clean the fuckers up. After lots of arguing and confusion I managed to convince my flatmates it must have been one of the guys we didn't know too well that left earlier. <br />
Still to this day, nobody has found out the culprit of such a dirty crime. I am very proud of the fact I caused such a myth of a story. <br />
And I managed to bone the girl (she didn't realise my miabs (pubes) were well cut). <br />
Has anybody else performed such an act at a party, or would they? Is it normal to trim my miabs at a party?

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Comments ( 29 )
  • ardensyn

    Dude...their are underage girls that give birth at parties! lol. Shaving your pubes at a party is pretty insignificant compared to that wouldn't you agree?

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  • Senken

    Cool story brah

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  • PowerOfWallis

    growing from zero to about 1/8inch iches pretty bad.. after that it's ok.

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  • Jack83

    Haha dude, that's hilarious. Kudos that you managed to get out of that situation, and that you were able to get some action. I find it even more hilarious that the girl couldn't connect the dots and figure out it was you right after having that conversation haha

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  • "At that point my bush was home to about 74 different species of wildlife."

    Dude you are insane!

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  • lk4me

    well if you realized there was a very good chance of shagging that girl that night, and shaved pubes could well prove the difference between this happening or not, then shaving them while you still had the chance was probably the logical thing to do, despite how wankered you may have been. hilarious story by the way. i'm glad it worked out in the end.

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  • master_debater

    Now that's a party I wish I was invited to! </sarcasm> Yea, it's pretty normal.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Would I? No. Would I be having casual sex? Certainly not.

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  • dustã…¤

    Hehehe!

    What happened to the 74 species of wildlife when you clear-cut their forest?

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  • fdyd214

    I was gonna say no, but you got action so I guess it worked out for you.

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  • CoolLikePenguinNuts

    LMFAO Great story!!!

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  • seascape

    Ha Ha

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  • Savmagic

    Haha awesome

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  • Nejmie

    (this is for the guy who said he shaved his nob)
    When you say "nob", I assume you're talking about the head of your penis...right? I didn't think there was any hair on it.......at least I've never seen any!
    By the way , I'm female.

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    • BoredGuy

      thats cause no mammals have hair there at all :P

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  • AdamDuh

    I've done that
    I was drunk even b4 the party started
    I thought why not take a shower
    then I trimmed

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  • SuperLouis

    Lol you cut it well even if you were drunk as hell to forgot to lock the door and clean! haha

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  • goFUCKyourself

    nice job with the chick anyway trimming is normal

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  • A_Man_With_A_Plan

    Have never

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  • Haha

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  • SynonymousAnonymous

    The fact that it was at a party was irrelevant. Judging by your writings, a general age can be concluded, and one can draw a fair assumption of personality. Judging by those characteristics, the possibility of copulation still draws a vivid need, and would result in rather excessive acts when necessary (regardless of sexual orientation). Something such as trimming hair, is insignificant in contrast to some of the other acts often seen in the courtroom and news channels.

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    • xxxlostxxxforeverxxx

      you bore me

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  • Fantainfinite

    If you shave your nob, does it get itchy?

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  • Answerman

    I shave my balls and shaft all the time man except in the summer as I go to the nude beaches and dont want to look silly, but I dont mind in the winter as no one knows except the girls that I get in the sack and sex is mindblowing so much more sensation.

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  • At least you got the girl. Good one

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  • galeni

    nice story, you did went it the hall of fame with your pals...

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  • 8945ngri

    when i got married to my second wife i encouraged her to shave her pubes and she told me to. it feels much better, but in the shower at the gym guys look at me like i am gay. but i have had sex with my female neighbor and she loved it.

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    • Paul

      Cool, does your wife know about the neighbor? How many times did you do it?

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  • dynozark

    Sometimes it gets itchy. I shave it all the time, I just feel it looks more organized and nice

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