Shaved my balls at party.
Last year I had a party at my house. I was living with 3 other guys. There were about 40 people at the party and everyone was well hammered. I was chatting this girl up and during conversation she happened to mention liking guys with trimmed pubes. At that point my bush was home to about 74 different species of wildlife. <br />
So I made my excuses and went off upstairs to find the scissors. Because I was wasted I forgot the toilet door didn't have a lock. So off I went, snipping and chopping until my forest was a well looked after bowling green. Luckily nobody came in while I was adressing my 'nob hair problem. So off I went to go find the lucky girl again.<br />
As I was talking to her again and geting close to her, there was a shout from upstairs. One of my flatmates had gone into the upstairs toilet to find a carpet of pubes all over the floor and all over the seat and rim of the pan. Everybody went to have a look and there was enourmous confusion as to who it might be. Obviously everybody other than my flatmates were pissing themselves. I was also shocked that I'd forgotten to clean the fuckers up. After lots of arguing and confusion I managed to convince my flatmates it must have been one of the guys we didn't know too well that left earlier. <br />
Still to this day, nobody has found out the culprit of such a dirty crime. I am very proud of the fact I caused such a myth of a story. <br />
And I managed to bone the girl (she didn't realise my miabs (pubes) were well cut). <br />
Has anybody else performed such an act at a party, or would they? Is it normal to trim my miabs at a party?