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Got drunk. Didn't make a big fucking deal out of it, because I am an adult.

"In the moment,I've risen from the ground,I felt the intense urge of pooping.
So,that's exactly what I did"

Hahahahaha

Got very drunk at my girlfriend's house.

Decided to go home. Too pissed to ride my bike, I wobbled down the pavement pushing it. Fell over onto someone's parked car.

The shaven-headed neanderthal who lived there heard me and came out in slippers and jogging pants and gave me a mouthful, so I, full of Dutch courage, told him to fuck right off. Thinking this was really funny I carried on home.

The aforementioned gentleman went inside and put on proper clothes and running shoes and started to chase me.

I hid behind a tree in the local park for about half an hour while he looked for me shouting 'come out yer bastard'. I have no idea how he did not spot me nor my bike. But I am grateful.

I don't drink.

Wait. The law just let you get drunk and steal vegetables from people's gardens? Where were you anyways?

First, the backstory. I had drank before, but never been drunk. Second, I was dating a guy (almost 2 years) at the time, but I knew that a coworker liked me. (I had hung out with him on Christmas Eve a few days before this and it was obvious we were attracted to each other, but I told him no since I had a boyfriend.

So me and this coworker (I am female) were hanging out. We were watching a movie, just chillin. He offered me a beer - long story short we both had a couple beers and then broke out the bottle of Vodka. It ended with us having unprotected sex and then we fell asleep. Woke up a few hours later mostly naked in a place next to a guy I had literally known for 2 weeks (and cheated on my boyfriend). The End.

No, there are children present.

I'm drunk now too! I'll tell you all what happens, although it'll probably end up with me waking up in bed feeling sick and with less vodka left than I believed I had. Having done nothing at all.

We were just playing Monopoly, then one of my mates fucked off because the sitch go too tense and there was some mad cheating occurin'. Then everyone said he was childish for leaving which ain't true at all, so I also bailed then went outside in the rain to go to a club then came back because it's too expensive to get it and I'd rather save the money so I can eat nice food next week and I've got loads of booze here to waste myself on anyway.

And that's my life.

One time me and my best mates got drunk. Really druk. 4 guys and we drank 4 bottles of vodka at a mate's place. Girls drank some white wine and went home. After the girls departed, each of us had a beer or two at the local pub. After the pub on the way back we saw a trailer full of roadworks stuff. Cones, "No entry" sign, stop sign... We took the cones and one sign and blocked two (normally busy) streets XD

I bet there was a nice traffic jam in the morning there XD

But normally we just get drunk, do a prank or two on ourselves and that's pretty much it.

I'm drunk right now. No story behind it... I'll tell ya later how this ends.

I'm a fun drunk. I laugh, tell jokes, and generally just sit there socialize. When I'm hammered, that's a different story. Imagine a toddler with the shortest attention span in the world walking through Toys R Us and coked out of his mind. That's what I am. Plus vomiting.

My drinking is no problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down; no problem.
A T-shirt once for sale in St. Thomas, USVI.