Serious question.. lol has anyone ever given a blumpkin?

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I know it’s hard to even say without giggling lol but has anyone ever given a blumpkin? Me and my boyfriend have been quarantined separately we’ve been doing a lot of face timing pleasuring each other as best we can with what we have lol. We’re very comfortable with each other we’ve been dating for 4 years now we poop in front of each other on the phone face time etc. the other night we were face timing as he was going to the bathroom I was messing around showing him my boobs and butt and stuff and that led to us both masturbating to each other. He jokingly said I wish you were giving me a blumpkin right now lol idk it it’s a comfort thing or maybe we’ve been quarantined for far too long but I surprisingly got off to the thought of it while watching him lol (weird I know) as soon as I was done I thought omg so weird but the next time I was horny It came to mind so I told my boyfriend next time I see him maybe I will. Has anyone ever done this again I don’t know why it has been a sudden turn on but I’m interested lol serious replies only please!!... or feel free to laugh I guess w/e lol TIA

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Yes. Not a common thing, but yes.

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  • XYXY
    3 years ago

    What the fuck is a blumpkin?

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    • rocketdave
      3 years ago

      Having your cock or cunt played with or sucked whilst having a shit!

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      • XYXY
        3 years ago

        That’s disgusting. Why would anyone even consider that!!!!

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        • rocketdave
          3 years ago

          SCAT lovers possibly?

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    • dirtybirdy
      3 years ago

      That's what I said years ago... I was schooled...its receiving a blowjob whilst on the terlit,,,,poopin.....

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  • dirtybirdy
    3 years ago

    No thank you, but this site is where I learned what a blumpkin was many years ago. And ya, it is giggle inducing. But no...no thank you.

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  • freelarking
    3 years ago

    I feel like there are unmentioned health hazards here.

    Maybe start with a finger up his butt...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Been there done that lol he likes his butt licked all the time but whenever he’s bent over I get the urge to slip a finger in his butt either he didn’t notice or it felt too good to notice but any other time that I ask or start doing it too early he swats my hand away lol

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    It's very hard to do on a bird without getting shit on your chin!

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  • iruleatgames
    3 years ago

    I did not know this was the term for it, and holy shit is this hot for you to do for him. I will be real with you though, that your significant other is probably into shit play in some way more than he lets on (not necessarily form the dominant or submissive position, it's hard for me to say, as you know him better than I do (obviously)). He's probably easing you into it, but honestly let him (the only situation I can see this being wrong, is where the boyfriend suggesting a "blumpkin" was a joke, and you looked way too much into it, which I doubt is the case). With something this "shameful" or "dirty", he probably is far too embarrassed to admit what his true goals are, and as such I don't want to make assumptions (just so you're aware, the absolute limit is either eating it/rubbing it all over, or making you eat it/rub it all over). That being said, assuming that this is the case, he will get an untold IMMENSE satisfaction out of this. It's honestly up to you whether you want to go down this rabbit-hole, because the more you indulge him, the more painful it is that you won't want to take the next step. Also, keep in mind that if all this is for not, who cares if this is normal. At the end of the day, if all he's looking for is this one specific thing, I say go for it. If you both enjoy it, why tf would anyone who knows whats up try to stop either of you. I say go for it, but feel free to message me if you have more questions about the topic, or feel hesistant.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I’m not sure he’d ever be able to go as far as touching or definitely not smearing or eating poop lol I show him mine all the time he gags. But we have been into some freaky things especially after a couple drinks one night we were in bed going at it and we both had to pee so while we were fucking we both tried to be on each other lol I couldn’t he couldn’t 🤷🏼‍♀️. And other times while he’s licking my butt or just down there rubbing it he likes it sometimes when I fart in his face but other than that I don’t think he would be into shit play. If you don’t mind me asking have you ?

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    Sounds unhygienic

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    • dirtybirdy
      3 years ago

      Because it's not under the covers in the dark missionary style after marriage specifically to procreate??

      But honestly, it is gross.

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      • Mammal-lover
        3 years ago

        Haha right. But yes. Last thing I want is my mouth full of cock and get the smell if shit in my nose yuck.

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